Beyonce Knowles has been incredibly inconsiderate with all his pregnancy lark. Not only has she had the temerity to appear to have a collapsing, inflatable stomach, she’s also left us prying dimwits completely out of the loop.
WE NEED ANSWERS!
But until then, we’ll just have to speculate. And today, we’re assuming that she’ll be having her baby at 4pm, because she really likes the number four. It’s the 4th? January too. Do keep up. Jesus.
See, Beyonce has an obsession with the number 4 doesn’t she? It’s her lucky number and everything!
She was born on 4th September. Her husband, Jay-Z, he was born on the 4th December. Because of this, they chose to marry on the 4th April.
She also named her latest album ‘4’, which is pretty conclusive that this child will be forced out today, at 4pm on the 4th January.
Right?
Want more proof? Beyonce also has ‘up to four pairs of shoes’ according to sources and apparently once ate ‘four breakfasts’ at once. Destiny’s Child also had four members at once and Beyonce is understood to have seen Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol “at least 4 times” with “at least four different people”, which leaves us in no doubt that this baby will be out in the world today.
WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?
nobody says
i guess but its pass 4 and she aint had no baby yet fuck beyonce she aint even prego’s