Articles tagged with: Daniel Craig
Still trying to work out why anyone on Earth would want to call anything - let alone a movie costing hundreds of millions of dollars - A Quantum Of Solace?
Us too. It's been almost a week since the new James Bond movie was officially given the title A Quantum Of Solace, and it hasn't got any less rubbish in the interim.
But fear not, because Daniel Craig has started to do interviews about A Quantum Of Solace in the hope that people will start saying "A Quantum Of Solace" so much soon that it'll lose all meaning and everyone will forget how godawful it actually is.
The announcement has been a long time coming, but finally the Bond girl to star alongside Daniel Craig in the upcoming 007 movie is Olga Kurilenka... Olga Kurrylink... Olga Kurre... oh look, it's some Ukrainian girl.
In fact the new Bond girl's name is actually quite easy to pronounce - it's Olga Kurylenko, female star of that recent Hitman film that nobody went to see.
And if you can't pronounce 'Olga Kurylenko' now you'd better put some time in, because not only is she destined to become a big star following her Bond girl role but at some point in the next decade you'll probably wind up as some sort of cowering low-ranked manservant to an all-powerful Russian oligarch and he'll probably beat you less if you're able to say that sort of name properly.
Casino Royale. It was OK and everything, but when we think of James Bond we imagine a creaky old leather-skinned corset-wearing man huffing and puffing after baddies in a safari suit, and that isn't Daniel Craig - yet.
But, by Christ, it will be soon enough. Daniel Craig has reportedly signed a deal to keep playing James Bond for another four movies, hopefully at the end of which he'll have perfected the wheezing belly/combover combination that everyone expects from 007. But at least Daniel Craig is getting properly reimbursed for it - according to rumours, the four-movie deal he's been given will make him the highest-paid actor in Britain, which should at least mean he won't feel the need to make cock like The Invasion again.
