by Stuart Heritage
Everyone knows what they want from 50 Cent – and that’s gritty, hardcore tales of violent life on the streets.
However, don’t be surprised if 50 Cent’s next CD is a concept album about the art of making quiches and other assorted fancy continental pastry dishes, because 50 Cent, so help us god, has turned soft.
How soft? Get this – 50 Cent wanted to take his little boy on vacation so much that he took, and passed, a court-ordered drug test. Not taking drugs? Caring for his own children? Really, 50 Cent, what kind of role model do you call yourself? Quickly, go and mug a pensioner or shoot a policeman before it’s too late. Yeeuch.
Everyone knows what they want from 50 Cent - and that's gritty, hardcore tales of violent life on the streets.
However, don't be surprised if 50 Cent's next CD is a concept album about the art of making quiches and other assorted fancy continental pastry dishes, because 50 Cent, so help us god, has turned soft.
How soft? Get this - 50 Cent wanted to take his little boy on vacation so much that he took, and passed, a court-ordered drug test. Not taking drugs? Caring for his own children? Really, 50 Cent, what kind of role model do you call yourself? Quickly, go and mug a pensioner or shoot a policeman before it's too late. Yeeuch.
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by Matthew Laidlow
If The Odd Couple ever returned to our screens, then there isn’t a casting director in the land who could dream up an odder couple than this.
Everyone knows Osama Bin Laden – he’s that crazy foreign guy with a vengeance against the west – and then there’s R Kelly, a successful singer who officially doesn’t love children a little bit too much. Imagine those wacky characters shacked up in a flat above a chip shop – it would be a certain ratings winner.
The chances of these two ever bumping into each other over a packet of pork scratchings in the local ale house, though, is quite unlikely. Still this hasn’t stopped R Kelly from comparing himself to the world’s most hated terrorist.
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