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Brad Pitt’s Arm Having Affair With Woman’s Hand Shock!

by Paul Pencott

Angelina Jolie is believed to be going spastic at recent reports that Brad Pitt might be having “a bit laugh and carry on” with a mystery woman on the set of his new film. However, these ‘beliefs’ and ‘reports’ are coming from a turgid UK rag owned by pornography-king Richard Desmond, and there seems to [...]

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The Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie Wedding Is Off Thanks To Mystery Woman, Obviously

by Mof Gimmers

Initially, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie weren’t bothering to get married because… well… it is a completely redundant institution for those who are petrified of being lonely, compelled to contractually oblige someone to stay with them, rather than, y’know, continue to make an effort. That and they didn’t want to get married while there were [...]

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Married Because You Can’t Get Divorced Without It

by Mof Gimmers

Because America is only about 4 years old compared to the rest of the world, it has to pin its dreams on daft things. They don’t have a royal family, so they obsess over various Kennedy family member and celebrities. Concerning the latter, celebrity weddings are the closest thing they have to experiencing the collective [...]

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Get Married Despite Not Knowing Or Speaking To Each Other, Ever

by hecklerspray staff

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have got married! Isn’t that adorable? As you know, we’ve been rooting for these guys for pretty much forever. And finally, after what has felt like ‘a very long time’ – the pair secretly got married in New York State last night, with only four very close family members as [...]

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie To Enter Depressing World Of Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

You there. You probably fancy Brad Pitt. You probably fancy Angelina Jolie as well. There’s laws written which mean that everyone must lust after one of them at some point in your pathetic excuse for a life, or else risk the punishment of certain death. And now, we’re about to have our collective nose rubbed [...]

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Don’t Get Brad Pitt Started On Religion Okay?

by Mof Gimmers

Oooh! Brad Pitt! He’s got a well-made face hasn’t he? Remember when he had his top off in Fight Club?! That was good acting wasn’t it? Yeah, everyone loves Brad Pitt. Women want to be him, men want to kiss him on the ear! But what do we know about Pitt? Well, we know that [...]

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Angelina Jolie Has A Tattoo Which Has Got Her Pregnant Probably

by Mof Gimmers

Sweet Jesus! Massive news hits hecklerspray! Angelina Jolie has gone and got herself a seventh tattoo! Imagine that! What has she got? ACAB across her knuckles? A tattoo of a Hitler moustache? A picture of a baby on her forehead? Well, funny you should mention babies (yes, you mentioned them – not us) because Jolie [...]

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Brad Pitt Is Getting Married To Angelina Jolie Thanks To Massive Ring

by Mof Gimmers

Let’s all buy stupid hats and pretend we’re welcome at a wedding that we’re clearly not invited to, Cilla Black style, as we pretend to give a shit that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to tie the knot in a Hindu ceremony! Woooo! It’s a popular option at the moment, as Katy Perry and [...]

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Salt: Blu-ray Review and Exclusive Clip

by David Scarborough

Salt – it’s the stuff of legends. It’s that thing you put on chips. That substance your doctor tells you not to have too much of. You can even occasionally find it in quaint blue sachet, nestled between your crisps. Angelina Jolie has a lot to live up to. Jumping into her latest action-heroine role, [...]

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New Dreamworks Movie – Megamind – Starring Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt and Tina Fey! With Added Something Or Other!

by Mof Gimmers

Feature length animations! HAR HAR! They’re funny aren’t they? You’re only ever 2 feet away from someone who is thinking “it’s good this film because it has some jokes for the adults in as well!” INNUENDO! HAR HAR! Of course, these things are all exercises in cynicism, but y’know, all films are aren’t they? Why [...]

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