The Fantasy Girlfriend conversation is a pub mainstay, as lonely single men take turns to imagine they aren't so hopelessly ugly, poor and needy that a pretty celebrity won't want to kiss them – and it seems Beyonce is the main target of this stray lust.
Askmen.com has compiled another of its Most Desirable Women lists, based on the results of a survey taken by 8.5 million lonely single men who spend most of their waking time plodding around Second Life dressed as a naughty schoolgirl called Tallulah. And the list has revealed that R&B botty-jiggler Beyonce is the world's most popular fantasy girlfriend. Or at least that's what Askmen is calling her, since Beyonce probably wouldn't want to put '2007 Askmen.com's Most Grimly Desperate Wank-Fantasy' on her CV any time soon.
In this awards season it's hard not to be swept up by all the talk of Golden Globes and Oscars, but you'd be a fool to miss out on one of the biggest awards of the year – the Askmen Most Desirable Women awards, which is kind of like Miss America with marginally less cocaine. Every year millions of men log onto the Askmen website and vote for the woman they'd most like to have as their fantasy girlfriend – but not just based on looks, as MSNBC reports:
Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humour, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says.
Last year the most desirable female was Jessica Alba, a woman who – although dumb, self-important, dull and content to only make bad films – looks OK in a bikini. So much for inner beauty. This year, however, it's different; the most desirable woman of 2007 has been named as Beyonce. It doesn't matter that Beyonce almost keeps getting married, or that she's never going to make that sex film with Eva Longoria, Beyonce is truly beautiful on the inside and out. Plus she looks OK in a trenchcoat with thigh-length plether boots.
Making up the remainder of the top ten most desirable women of 2007 according to Askmen are Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Jessica Biel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Shakira, Maria Menounos, Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert. But none of these women could hold a torch to Beyonce. And we can see why, since Beyonce ably fills all the requirements we personally look for in a girlfriend – a healthy appetite for syrup, an outright love of animal cruelty and the ability to spaz out children's brains at will.
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Ro-Ler says
Maria Menounos? Who? Is she hot? I guess I could just Google her and find out…
Ro-Ler says
OK, googled her. REALLY? in the top 10? Men are strange
belachew says
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