Jessica Alba has done four things in her career – danced in a leotard, danced in rodeo gear, ran around in skintight Lycra and swam about in a tiny bikini. And men want her to be their girlfriend.

Men? Shallow? Really?

We wouldn’t even be reporting that most men in an online poll of 2.5
million men chose Jessica Alba as their ideal girlfriend, but we did a
story about how Josh Holloway from Lost was TV’s Hottest Hunk
last week, and so we’re only writing about Jessica Alba and publishing
a giant picture of her not wearing very much solely in the interest of
fairness and gender equality. Got that?

Website AskMen.com conducted a poll asking 2.5 million lonely masturbating spods
men who their ideal long-term girlfriend would be. And – after
considering conversational skills, kindness, the ability to make one
another laugh and how well each candidate would be able to provide
emotional support in times of crisis – ditched all that lot and chose
the one who looks best dancing with a lasso in slow motion black and
white.

Jessica Alba – a woman who looks like she has trouble remembering
her own name – came out on top of the poll. James Bassil -
editor-in-chief of AskMen.com said:

“We encouraged readers not to go on looks alone. I don’t
believe it’s an entirely accurate reflection of what a reader strives
for in their long-term relationships, but at the same time, it’s not a
sheerly surface appreciation.”

Following
Jessica Alba in the poll was Sienna Miller – a woman who has redefined the word ‘annoying’, and Angelina Jolie -
Team Aniston knows why that’s probably not such a great choice. Filling
out the rest of the top ten list of ideal long-term relationship
material as chosen by either horny teenagers or grubby middle aged men
are Brazilian model Adriana Lima, Access Hollywood
correspondent Maria Menounos, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, singer
Amerie, Natalie Portman and Eva Longoria.

Read more:

Jessica Alba dubbed ideal girlfriend – MSNBC 

[story by Stuart Heritage]