History will come to see it as the defining friendship of the early 21st century. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie – two girls brought together by a very basic lack of being able to do anything except stumble round arseing up easy jobs.
Of course, all things have to end, and so too did the friendship between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. It was inevitable really – one of them wanted to concentrate on not eating while mumbling vaguely to herself in a phenomenally stupid way and the other one, er… look, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie stopped being friends, OK? But – what's this? – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are friends again? And it's only got a little bit to do with them finally getting some good publicity? Zut alors, our dreams have come true!
It's a well-known fact that you're only friends with someone if – when you do something grossly unprofessional like open a stranger's suitcase and try on their clothes when you should be loading luggage onto an aeroplane – the raised eyebrows of any ambient bystanders are accompanied by a quizzical violin noise. This is truth, and it's also the reason why we knew that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were going to be real best friends forever.
How wrong were we? Last April Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie spectacularly stopped being friends for some reason, possibly having something to do with Paris Hilton's internet sex tape. The fact is, nobody really cares knows why Paris and Nicole fell out – all we know is that it sent the lives of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie into freefall.
Look at the evidence – since they fell out, Paris Hilton has been arrested for drink-driving, been accused of fighting a reality TV star in a nightclub, released an album nobody bought and done a wee-wee in a taxi. Nicole Richie hasn't fared that much better, either – literally the only time she hasn't been yakking about how skinny she apparently isn't these days is when she pauses to hit on 11-year-old boys. But now – in a no-way pre-planned event designed solely to make them both look a bit more appealing to the public – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are friends again! Apparently! E! Online reports:
The Simple Life costars arrived together Sunday night at Dan Tana's, a West Hollywood eatery that just happened to be rife with paparazzi to chronicle their every reunited move. Hilton drove the duo to the restaurant in her Range Rover… and the celebutantes entered the restaurant side by side. An hour and a half later, they exited, Richie with doggy bag in hand, and sat adjacent to each other on a bench, text-messaging on their BlackBerries while waiting for the valet to bring the car around. "We are back!" they said before driving off… E! News has learned that following the duo's very public meal, the twosome retired to Hilton's Hollywood Hills home for a two-person, multidog sleepover.
Although we don't know for sure what healed the rift in the hearts of Paris and Nicole – we have a feeling it had something to do with Chris De Burgh's magic hands – you'll excuse us for shedding a big fat happy tear at the news that the war between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is over. At last, with the balance restored, we can all go back to doing what we love the most – watching two monumentally pointless blonde ninnies waft about a succession of environments doing exactly the same thing every week and constantly remarking on the basic temperatures of things.
Read more:
Paris & Nicole: Reunited And It Feels So Good – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Emily Cahill says
i love paris & nicole but nicole u need 2 mind ur weight ur 2 thin and pple wanna b lyk ya but dey wil get anorexia
ciara says
haya i think it cool u are friend but ur weight 2 thin
courntey says
I dont think they should be friends Paris wants all the attention and when Nicole is getting it she does something stupid to direct the attention back to her
beynca says
I agree with all of yall
alizée & marion says
oooo elles son troww belle sé no idoles