Daniel Radcliffe may have found critical acclaim by swanning around a fancy London stage with his willy hanging out while stabbing a bunch of horses in the eyes with a large metal spike, but he's not going to let that stop him playing Harry Potter.
It has recently been announced that Daniel Radcliffe will temporarily stop mutilating horses in the nude to film the last two Harry Potter movies, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince and the final Harry Potter story, Harry Potter And The Imaginary Horse-God Who Urges Him To Stab Horses In The Eyes While He's Naked. Oh, we're just kidding – the real title of the last Harry Potter book is Harry Potter And The Horses He Stabs In The Eye While Naked To Annoy The Fat Man Out Of Pie In The Sky A Bit. OK, OK, we'll be serious – the final Harry Potter book is called Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (And The Naked Horse-Stab Dance Extravaganza).
Ever since Daniel Radcliffe decided to make a bid for post-Harry Potter success by starring in the West-End run of Equus – where he gets naked and stabs some horses in the eye (did we mention that?) – it's been hard to imagine him as the carefree wizard Harry Potter. Sure, Harry Potter has the turmoil of knowing that the man who had it off in an aeroplane toilet wants to kill him, but at least it's clothed turmoil. Basically, Daniel Radcliffe gets his winky out a lot and Harry Potter doesn't.
This was obviously some concern to the Harry Potter studio Warner Bros. The studio had spend months carefully piecing together a 'Look! Harry Potter kisses a girl for the first time!' PR campaign for forthcoming Harry Potter movie Harry Potter And The Order of The Phoenix, only for Daniel Radcliffe to casually destroy it with one swish of his angry penis. Things got so bad that Warner Bros thought about sacking Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter for a while before realising that actually everyone quite liked looking at naked Harry Potter in Equus.
And now it has been announced that Daniel Radcliffe will definitely be starring as Harry Potter in the final two movies, November 2008's Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince and the not-even-a-book-yet Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, AKA The One Where Harry Potter Dies. FemaleFirst reports:
British actor Daniel Radcliffe's representative has confirmed he has signed on to star in the final two films in the Harry Potter series. The 17-year-old, who has won rave reviews for his performance in the provocative play Equus, will start filming again in September (07).
There's no word yet as to whether or not Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter co-stars The Confused Ginger One and Little Miss No-Boyfriend will return for the final two movies, but it will be a weight off everyone's mind to know that Daniel Radcliffe wants to see out the Harry Potter series. Yes, the fraught contract negotiations now mean that the Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movie is now obliged to feature close-ups of Harry Potter's penis for an unprecedented 86% of the screentime, but you can't have everything.
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Daniel Radcliffe Signs On For Two Harry Potter Films – FemaleFirst
Fliddlestics says
Won’t he be, like, 25 by the time the last HP book is released?
mizza says
He’s only 17 so he should still be able to play the role of Harry Potter if he chooses to. Look at the OC and stuff like that – most of them are nearly 30 and they’re supposed to be playing 16/17 year olds. Plus if an actor wants to try new roles out and challenge themselves – and actually be good at it – then I doubt they will give a crap what silly small minded time wasting losers like the people on this site think.
IlianaCatsPawn says
Equus was controversial when it starred Peter Firth and Richard Burton back in the day. It launched the formers’ career and reinvigorated Burton’s.
I think Radcliffe was very smart to choose such an impressive vehicle to move beyond the “geek-wizard” kid-actor role. He might actually have a real career as an actor once he’s done with Harry Potter and The Ever Darkening Screenplays That Focus on Stupid Trivia Rather Than Plotting. Very smart to take on the naked psycho role – what Harry Potter would really be if he’d been raised in such an abusive household as the one the books portray. He knows what the public wants and is “milking it” for all it’s worth.
michale says
nice ass
mittens x says
ill fuck it like a raw dead kid xxxxxxxxxx
shanedawson says
NICE BOOTY!