Most girls dream of being Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter books, what with all that magic and excitement and getting to hang around with a dim-looking ginger lad all the time.
But the reality of things aren't quite so rosy, as Emma Watson is quick to tell anyone who'll listen. Emma Watson, you see, plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies – and she can't stop complaining about not being able to find a boyfriend. Young male Harry Potter fans – and appallingly creepy grubby older perverts – form a queue.
Everything in the Harry Potter universe moves so quickly, doesn't it? Everyone involved seems to be focusing on the end of the Harry Potter series. The Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince movies, for instance, are being knocked out at double speed so that the actors don't look too ridiculously old by the end of the series. Meanwhile JK Rowling, not content with having enough money to have slaves hand-carve a private jet for her out of the surface on the moon, is getting into fights with airport security about Harry Potter manuscripts for fear of losing them and having to start again. And then there's Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, who's preparing for post-Potter life by getting naked and stabbing horses' eyes out.
But nothing ever changes for Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies. Not only is Emma Watson showing an alarming tendency to not want to star in anything that isn't about Harry Potter, she also can't get a boyfriend, as she told The Sun:
"People say to me, 'Oh it must be so easy for you – dating and boys. They must be lining up for you'. It's really not easy. It's really not. I suppose guys are either kind of intimidated by me and have their defenses up, or they like to take the piss out of me… It's a minefield to be honest. It's stressful. I'll just have to wait. Maybe someone will find me."
Poor old 16-year-old Emma Watson – will she ever find love? The campaign to get JK Rowling to help Emma Watson out a bit by calling her new Harry Potter book Harry Potter And The Gratuitously Inappropriate And Grossly Unpleasant Hermione Granger Love Scene starts here. Failing that, we hear Aaron Carter's single again Emma.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
Allen Williams says
I don’t think that it should be hard for you because you are beautiful. Any boy would be lucky to have you.I know I would.
raj says
i think that she is the best if would get a chance i will surely be good friend or love to her i am watching her from the starting i think she is the best please give me a chance to talk 2 her or meet her please please please
Tenzil says
I’m sure there’s lots of dirty fat pedos out that would LOVE to give her a bit of a todge.
Lorelai says
HA!!!! No one likes you Emma!!!!
Alice says
Who in the fuck are we to judge this girl regarding her personal life? Umm. okay role play. You are Emma. You’re fucking gorgeous and every pottey-book obsessed nerdwad on the planet wants to shag you, because to them, you are, in fact, Hermione Granger, in the flesh. I’m sorry, but DO YOU WANT EVERY FUCKING POTTEY-BOOK OBSESSED TEENAGE BOY AND EVEN PATHETIC OLDER MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST LONGING TO SHAG YOU? Give me a break, even the vainest of women couldn’t possibly find this to their liking. What a nightmare. I wish Emma all the hope that there is in the world for her future romantic life. She will need it, even if she IS only 16 at the present time.
Ih8harrypotter says
She’s a moany little bitch she should be grateful that the fucking neeks want to fuck her. Anyway, she should wait till she is older before going out with an acne covered tosser. If she just wants someone then let her have that lanky shit Rupert Grint or Mr Look-at-my-Cock Daniel Radcliffe. Teens of today! Such ungrateful pricks.
16 yr old canadian farm boy says
i think that emma should have no problems finding a boyfriend. she is amazingly beautiful and an awesome actress. any man would be lucky to have someone as gorgeous as you.
Mr H says
I can think of several dozen would be suitors, most of whom have their own teeth, and some of whom don’t live at home anymore, who would be delighted to thrill Ms Watson in the ways of romance. And the camera is there for protection, honest. And as for the honey…
Sara says
LOL, she’s joking if she can’t find a boyfriend. Every straight male on the planet would do anything to have her. That’s how males are. They want the beautiful white female they can’t have
– and they view her as some goddess.
So I don’t think she should complain about such things. Probably, the real reason is her busy schedule (’cause she is a wealthy and famous actress after all, who is worshipped around the globe).
Matt says
god, look at her i wanna squirt on her face right about now
and alice is a dirty nerd whore who isnt gunna get laid coz she has to much attitude for a fuckin dirty harry potter reading bitch
Mia says
ok. i think everyone needs to relax..esp miss watson. dude, youre sixteen. freakin relax yourself. and, as far as most sixteen year olds go, youre not half bad. youre living the dream yet still find time to complain? do you know how many young girls would do anything in the world to be in your place. be grateful and stop complaining. plenty of boys like you, its not our fault they cant put you under a magical everlasting love spell with a twitch of a wooden stick. seriously, people that arent grateful for what they have, shouldnt be suprised when it suddenly takes a turn for the worst. poor, poor emma, we’re sorry the world is such a cruel, cruel place.
Cyberian says
Ih8harrypotter, so, when she IS a little older, I imagine you’ll be the very FIRST “acne covered tosser” lined up to lick her toes, eh?
Matt, better get away from the keyboard and go back to your pacifier before mommy catches you and makes you eat your diaper again.
Emma is simply expressing the same angst as most teen girls her age. It’s a jungle out there, as the juvenile delinquent posters (posers!) here attest. These schmucks are exactly the sort of wasted sacks of shit she’s likely trying to avoid.
haha says
HAHAHAHAHA, ahh jesus chill out ‘Cyberian’ its just a bit of light hearted humour. Emma Watson would be delighted that we are all talking about her anyway – so no big deal? Unless..you feel you have some duty to protect someone you have probably never even seen? Yer so chill.
Basically she will be sorted. She is fucking loaded AND looks the part.
If she is stil having problems maybe she could extend her criteria to those who don’t have £200000000 to spend a term going to some school in Oxford? No? Ok just a suggestion.
Wait a minute though – thought she just got made the next model for Channel. She knows she can have what she wants so why am I spending my Friday morning typing this out? Ah i am such a dick.
steph says
i think that emma is a beautiful and talented young girl. I am going to be an actress and be like her some day. Boys are probably only scared by her fame and don’t we all complain about these things normally? i think she’s just being normal for her age and she’s got a concern just like everyone else but it’s got bad publicity because she’s famous. Nobody has the right to call her names. If you want to, however call her a name then take a look at yourself first. Whats the point in insulting her anyway? she won’t care.
xxx.
james says
ok u knobs why the fuck cant she get a guy she must really suck at talking to be people because from wht i hear everyone thinks shes damn hot. oh well thts pretty sad. *laughs* why the fuck doesnt she go to a girl and boys school wht a retard
andy says
i think you are one of the most beautiful girl i ever saw. i would want to be your boyfriend but you don`t know anything about me. sometimes i think about you and how i`m never be able to see you in real life. it feels like something is missing in my life. i hope you are reading this.
loud mouth bitch says
ah shut up shes a winy lil bitch that cant get laid. so fucking what there are ppl in Iraq that have worse problems. its called actually trying to look for a bf not for the fucking bf to come to fuck you in the arse!
Stabby McGee says
How the is all this fist-bait finding its way on here?
hannah1743 says
I don’t know, but all this bitching about emma watson seems to be a bit uncalled for… she is probably extremely grateful for what she has. Is she not allowed to have the same worries and fears that the rest of us teenagers have? Just because she is a little richer and a little more wellknown? I’m 16 and it worries me. Everyone goes through it, I don’t think she should be lynched and discriminated against for just being normal. She will get insecure just like the rest of us. Don’t worry Ms Watson, you aren’t the only one! [=
Mark says
This doesn’t really make much sense at all. I mean, regardless of the fact that she plays Hermione and is known all over the world, she’s a really gorgeous lady. There will have been plenty of nice, good-looking guys who’ve tried it on with her, not just a bunch of nerdy Harry potter-obssessed guys. Does have she ridiculously high standards or something?
She’s clearly just made this up to get some publicity. Honestly, there’s something really annoying about these celebrities trying to seem all deep and complex.
Gary says
Can I join the the Grubby Older Perverts queue please
Leah says
And do you know WHY she was doing no other movies aside from Potter?
So she could finish school, dumbasses. You can’t make three movies a year and do well at school. She almost didn’t sign up for HP 6 & 7 because she thought they might interfere with university. She said that if Warner Bros had made a shooting schedule that conflicted with university she would have dropped HP, but they understood how important university was for her.
And everyone who’s saying “stop complaining and be grateful”: do you know why Emma says these things? Because interviewers ASK her. It’s not like she just steps out the door one day and says “ok, everyone listening? whinge whinge whinge.” No. She’s in an interview when interviewers ask her about her love life and why she doesn’t have a boyfriend and who she’s interested in and whether she has a crush on anyone.