Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix won't be released for another eight months, but that hasn't stopped a new Harry Potter teaser trailer from hitting the net so that all the Harry Potter fans can wet themselves about it way in advance.
And it's a mixed bag is the new Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer – while it contains several things that you'd expect from a Harry Potter trailer, like wizardy music and beardy men talking about vague threats, it also contains something that you possibly weren't expecting; Harry Potter jamming his tongue so far down a girl's throat that she turns purple. Or something. And it's a good job too – Harry Potter needs all the practise he can get because once the teens of Britain have seen him naked, crying and stabbing a number of horses in the eyes with massive pointy metal sticks, they're all going to want a bit of hot Harry Potter kissy kissy action right on their gobs, aren't they?
Oh, we've got the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer after the jump for you. You really don't deserve us, you know.
Harry Potter hype in 2006 hasn't been quite as gigantic as in previous years – there's been no Harry Potter film to destroy the box office, no new Harry Potter book to break all kinds of records and no more clues as to whether or not Harry Potter is going to die in the next book. So make the most of it while you can, because next year you're going to get so sick of seeing Harry Potter everywhere you go that you'll want to sew up your eyes and go and hide in cave.
Seriously, all you've had to worry about this year was JK Rowling weirdly throwing a tantrum about how much she hates thin people, the girl who plays Hermione bitching about not having a boyfriend and Daniel Radcliffe preparing for his forthcoming naked horse-eye stabbing frenzy. But next year you'll have to put up with all the hype about the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie.
You already know a little bit about the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie; that Helena Bonham Carter got a role in it instead of Elizabeth Hurley, that it started filming in February and that it was the reason you couldn't get the tube anywhere one Sunday last month. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix isn't released until the middle of next July, but that hasn't stopped Warner Bros from slinging out a minute-long Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer for Harry Potter fans to whip themselves into an eight-month tizzy over.
By far the most publicised part of the new Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer is the hint of a Harry Potter kiss. Daniel Radcliffe has already spoken of the kiss, saying:
"It would have been more nerve wracking if I was doing it with someone I didn't like. It was reported that we did a huge amount of takes, but actually you do that number on any scene. Once you have covered it from all the camera angles you've done about 30 takes. I guess if there's one thing that people will be coming to see the film for, it will be the kiss."
Well, no, if there's one thing we'll be going to see the film for, it'll be a scene featuring Harry Potter being smashed into goo by a speeding train that's on fire and has a bunch of cacti strapped to the front, although we get the feeling we're going to be sorely disappointed about that when Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix gets released. The Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer also features… oh, why don't you just watch it for yourself?
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nieves says
beso de harry potter
pretty girl says
I don’t care as long as they don’t gag down each other’s throats and I have to be sick in the cinema hall because this is releasing near the time of my birthday
hot stuff says
ohh… i can’t wait – i want to see it so much!! – it will be worth going for the snogging!