Madonna didn't get where she is today just by marrying fat-headed pretend cockneys and drawing pictures of dresses for Swedish clothes shops; she achieved her fame by surrounding herself with talented people – people like Justin Timberlake.
It has been reported that Justin Timberlake is currently writing songs for a new Madonna album, and it sounds like this Justin Timberlake/ Madonna combination is going to be a winner – so long as your idea of 'a winner' basically amounts to the sight of a woman on the cusp of turning 50 writhing around in a leotard while singing a selection of songs about how sad she is because Britney Spears split up with her and Cameron Diaz didn't want to marry her.
At some point, Justin Timberlake is going to have to learn how to say the word 'no' since at the moment his life seems to be spent dumbly accepting everything that he's offered, and it's getting out of control. In recent months Justin Timberlake has agreed to design some rubbish clothes, agreed to sing a crappy duet at a soulless corporate awards ceremony, agreed to slime himself in front of some kids, agreed to save Britney Spears' career and agreed to date Scarlett Johansson and his own mother at the same time.
And now Justin Timberlake has agreed to help shape Madonna's new album too. MTV reports:
Speaking in an interview with The Sun, JT revealed that he’s been busy beavering away in the studio, but not for his little old self; for the ultimate yummy mummy Queen of Pop. "I have been working on some new music,” said Timberlake. “But it's not for myself – I'm writing for other people. I'm working on some stuff for Madonna."
That Madonna, eh? So free and easy with her collaborations. Not so long ago it was Britney Spears that Madonna was interested in, taking every opportunity to sexually confuse her children with lesbian kisses and awful duets – but now that Britney Spears has turned into a bald-headed train wreck with Antichrist delusions, Madonna has hopped off and started work with the boy who Britney telephones just to cry to a lot.
It goes without saying that it's too early to try and second guess what Justin Timberlake's Madonna songs will sound like, but Justin's smart enough to write for his audience, and that's the reason why we're expecting – no, demanding – that at least one of the songs he submits to Madonna is called either Just Like Jesus (But More Veiny) or What Do You Mean You Wish Angelina Adopted You, You Ungrateful Little Snot.
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Josh says
Stupid article Madonna regardless of age still rocks the boat, Justin is making a smart move by working with her Madonna is a Icon and a Legend. Who ever wrote this is just envious.
Adam Gade says
This has got to be the fifteenth time I’ve seen a “whoever wrote this?” comment, albeit finally using English. You know damn well who wrote it if you can bloody read! I also doubt that Heratige is envious of a woman who has to change the toilet seat after every use and a class ‘A’ pansy who dated Shitney Queers.
Adam Gade says
Sorry, Stuart. I misspelled your name.
Euclid says
Oh Sing to me Muse of the Legend
of Stupid Article Madonna…
How does it go again?
And which boat does she rock?
The Titanic – no wait that’s someone else –
The Love Boat with all its dim luminaries?
or perhaps the little one that ferries
twelve year-old minds to the shores
of the well-populated Hell of Starbucks sanctified
homogenized consciousness.
andy says
This is the same thing that has happened since Madonna has started as an artist in the 80’s. People try to write her off, usually antifeminist conservatives who are uncomfertable with the thought of a woman who can be succesful, a mother, over the age of 40, and sexy all at the same time. They want her at home cooking like theirr sorry ass wives. Madonna has sold over 200 million reccords so until you accomplish that then shup up. If you dontl ike her dont listen to her music.
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jess says
someone obviously hasnt heard justin timberlakes albums lol not all his songs are about britney!! people just accuse him of writing about her but honesty they could be about any woman, i mean c’mon how many girls do you think hes dated??? coz if you think britney and cameron are the only ones you are so wrong that i feel sorry for you, writing about two people who you hardly know!!!!! and as for your ‘at some point justins going to have to learn how to say no’ comment is a load of rubbish because of of the offers hes accepted has done good things for him-note how big a star he is!!!!!!!! so please before you write another article get your facts straight and stop slamming two superstar artists, because maddona could bring out a song like ‘we wish you a merry christmas’ and it’d be in the top ten lol and as for justin he is a megastar who has admitted to not being able to say no and making some wrong decisions but fact is ALOT of them wrong decisions were right for him at the time and without them he wouldnt be as big as he now is. HIS CLOTHES ARE NOT CRAPPY & I HOPE HE CAN SAVE BRITNEY!!!!!!!! justin a young artist who will make some wrong decisions but he will learn from them.
euclid says
andy, you are living in a fantasy world
and it is a very drab fantasy.
If you want to go to the circus, go to the circus.
But please do not confuse costumed aerobics
with music. Madonna works very hard at what she does
and she does it well. I respect that. But it is what it is: a circus.
As for Timberflake – oh, why bother…
tamara says
i think jess needs help justin
ester ritchie says
Fuck off stuart
I am a fucking icon
X
amycakes says
when you want to write about something that you care about or something could you please at least consider the use of some kind of punctuation because of the fact that it’s really hard to read like lots of your comment without any spaces or even like meaningful spaces to help.
Oh lordy, Esther Ritchie! And I laughed!