If you ever wondered what truly makes a person into recognised star, here's some clues; you'll need a mouth bigger than an industrial washing machine, an inherent hatred of fat people and a haircut that makes you look like a bewildered orangutan.
It might not be a fault-proof plan, but it seems to have worked for Donald Trump. Despite having a TV show with an ever-decreasing audience and fame primarily for having a tiringly long argument with a fat lesbian about who's the most obnoxious, Donald Trump has been awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Rosie O'Donnell doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, which probably means we should all brace ourselves for a three-hour Donald Trump lecture about how being a hefty daytime TV presenter makes you a disgusting loser who isn't as famous as him.
We hate to admit it, but Donald Trump is one of hecklerspray's guilty pleasures. Everything about Donald Trump is so preposterously overblown that we just can't help admiring him for it a little bit. When Donald Trump sues someone he sues them for billions of dollars, when Donald Trump's TV show loses viewers he blames it all on one specific woman and ignores any other criticism. Donald Trump fires his friends, Donald Trump saves the careers of drug-munching nymphomaniac binge-drinkers, Donald Trump – in short – rules.
Donald Trump is more or less famous for two things. One is The Apprentice, which people have avoided since tents started figuring into the equation, and the other is Donald Trump's fight with Rosie O'Donnell – an insult-ridden brawl that not even the mighty double header of Barbara Walters and Madonna can fix. It's not clear which one of these made people think that Donald Trump deserve a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, but that's exactly what he's been given, as USA Today reports:
"It really has been a special moment in my life," Trump said in a live TV broadcast of the event on sunsplashed Hollywood Boulevard. He said The Apprentice has been an "absolutely amazing" experience. Trump's baby son, Barron, almost managed to steal the show as his dad held him at the podium. "He's strong, he's smart, he's tough, he's vicious, he's violent — all of the ingredients you need to be an entrepreneur, and most importantly, hopefully he's smart because smart is really the ingredient," Trump said.
Out hearty congratulations go out to Donald Trump on receiving an accolade as prestigious as a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. It's true – Donald Trump is now officially as famous as Bruce Willis, a fictional cartoon bear and Ryan Seacrest.
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Donald Trump Gets A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame – USA Today
Yucoll says
Agreed! Donald Trump is the finest cartoon legend New York has ever produced… wonder if getting The Apprentice to ship out to LA had anything to do with the star, tho
johnner says
Don’s hair is great!