Now let's get one thing straight – hecklerspray is a man! And we mean a real man too. We take our orange juice with little particles of sand in it, we eat our candy when it's still in the wrapper, and sometimes we make sandwiches with only mayonnaise and bread.
That said, our manliness makes it pretty hard to describe ourselves as 'giddy,' when referring to the contents of a news story, but giddy is exactly what we are. Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump just got into a glorious and insult laden correspondence via various media outlets. And the things that were said, well, let's just say they're jaw-droppers.
It's particularly heart-warming in this, the season of giving.
There are a lot of feuds in Hollywood. There's the Romania Vs, Borat feud, there's the McCartney vs. Ono feud, Heather Mills Vs. Jennifer Lopez, Robin Williams Vs. his evil self… the list goes on. But mark our words, none of those can hold a candle to the wonderful third-grade-esque word battle going on between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell right now.
But let's skip straight to the good stuff. As far as we can tell, the altercation began on O'Donnell's show The View, as the four couch-sitting ladies talked about Trump's recent Miss USA fiasco. O'Donnell said of Trump:
"Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair. Had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend. This is not a self-made man. I just think he's a hot bag of wind, frankly, with bad hair."
O'Donnell also inferred that Trump had declared bankruptcy at some point, which really chaps the gazillionaire's hide. As stated through his #1 slave, Trump's response is even juicier:
"You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements — and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."
Trump went on in an interview with the Insider:
"Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob. She talks like a truck driver. I loved [the failure of O'Donnell's talk show and magazine], I gloat over it, I think it's wonderful because I like to see bad people fail. Rosie failed, I'm happy about it."
Sounds to us like those two get to have each other as He-Man/Skeletor-style arch nemeses. That would be so fun. hecklerspray tried getting an internetal arch enemy once, but the Drudge Report beat us up and eBaum's World was too mature to care. A My Name Is Earl fan-page seems to be threatening us with a physical retaliation, hopefully we'll get to sword fight it soon – a sword fight with chandelier swinging, somersaults, and stabbing galore.
Soon, very soon, Grayskull will be ours.
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umamma says
Now Rosie’s got impressive form here, but I saw a video on Defamer that was three solid minutes of Trump cussing Rosie out. Three minutes of insult after insult. That’s pedigree. He could work for you guys
B.Stokes says
Sue the lard ass (rosie) pig mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert Winney says
I Hope Trump sues that crap out of this fat bigmouth. “The view” is a show that entertains the most stupid among us. If women in this country truely want to be
respected as equals to men, it might be a good idea to stop watching garbage such as Dr. Phil, Oprah, American Idol, As The World Turns,
The Young And The Restless, Etc. Paying more attention to the things that are really important in life might gain some respect. In my humble opinion women have
become good for only one thing. Pleasuring us smart ass men.
laura says
robert winney- i feel bad for the woman who gave birth to you, yet i feel worse for you. disgusting, degrading scum of the earth you just showed the rest of the world why men like you will forever remain below the radar of humanity and rationality. get a freakin clue.
laura says
p.s. learn now to spell … because you of course don’t TRULY represent the most stupid among us. dumbass.