When Madonna's not adopting other people's children or passionately rolling around beaches with other men right in front of her husband's camera, she likes to referee fights between self-important billionaires and lesbian comics.
Of course, this all means Madonna was is in hog-heaven when she heard about the long drawn-out word battle between Rosie 'Ching chong' O'Donnell and Donald 'Live in tents y'all suckas' Trump. As such, the single-named singer has risen from her golden castle atop a fluffy cloud to take sides in this matter that already turned painfully boring a few weeks back.
On a side note, inside sources tell us the cloud Madge lives on is a cumulus – a very economical choice by all reports.
Rosie O'Donnell & Donald Trump (referred as Rosie O'Donald for the purposes of this article) have had a feud going on way too long. Seriously, where hecklerspray comes from, this whole squabble would have been settled with white glove slaps and multiple scratchings like a week ago. Alas, the rest of the world is wholly uncivilised, which brings us to round 16 of the Rosie O'Donald fight.
And round 16, as you may have expected, includes Madonna picking sides. On NBC's Today morning show, the singer explained her thoughts on the matter:
"People are giving Rosie a hard time, I wish they'd stop. I don't think it's fair… Basically, I mean, she's a stand-up comic. I think all stand-up comics talk about provocative things in their monologues before shows, and I think that's a commonplace thing. I don't know exactly the content of what she said, but I have a feeling that if every stand-up comic was penalised for saying politically incorrect things or provocative things, I think they'd all be hung in the public square."
Madonna, publicly hanging stand up comics is not funny, and we are ever so offended by the thought of it. Now you have a feud on your hands. That's right, either you take that back and admit the only acceptable way to kill a comic is privately in a stone basement for groups of five or less, or it is on! And you don't want a word battle with us Madonna. There are over three of us, two of which are quite good at listing off all swears in or out of alphabetical order. Why, we wouldn't even be above dragging your two white kids into this – you push our buttons and we'll call them ugly and fat! We mean it!
We'll leave your black kid alone though, because he has dimples.
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Eatin says
Thank god. This means it’s all coming to an end. When Madonna made an erotic thriller, the genre died. When Madonna adopted a kid, everyone else stopped. Nobody likes dance music after Madonna’s last album. If there was ever anything to signal the end of this dismal fight about nothing, Madonna getting on board is it
Charles Harwell says
Rosie is a bigot skilletlicker.
Amber says
i am your biggest fan. i agree with you about the gay weddings no matter what bush just is a asshole
SAKANTA RUNNING WOLF says
ROSIE O’DONNELL TODAY WAS FOCUS OF KSFO’S MELANIE MORGAN’S HATE TALK RADIO.
MELANIE ADVOCATED VIOLENCE AGAINST LESBIAN ROSIE. READ MY BLOG ABOUT THIS…
AND READ BLOG ENTRY OF 1995-2007 SAN FRANCISCI HATE TALK RADIO. NAME CALLING,
INCITING TO RIOT – WAKE UP AND SMELL THE DIFFERENCE. AND DO NOT EVEN TRY TO
CALL IT FAIR SPEECH, MELANIE. KEY WORDS INCLUDE: INSANE, VIOLENT, ILLEGAL,
IMMORAL,INCITING TO VIOLENCE, HATE SPEECH, FIRED, PULL RADIO LICENSE.
BloodFart McGee says
I don’t find anything that Madonna said in regards to the whole “Rosie” fued to be illogical. She’s been friends with Rosie for a long time and true friends stick up for each other no matter what. HOWEVER, I think that Rosie should face the fact that she was the first one to throw the stone, so if she gets pelted back in the process SO BE IT. That woman talks a lot of trash so it she deserves the backlash. If you can dish it out, you better be able to take it. I just glad that she’s no longer on “The View” because I was tired of seeing her fat ugly face plastered all over my TV and internet.
Barbara Young says
Hi Rosie,
What I would like to offer may be out of the norm. I am a roofer, a man dominated field, but, that dosen’t mean I cannot scale
a latter. I Know how to be safe and can guide a crew of undisiplined men to do a proper job. In 13 years I only fell off one roof–
and by the way I landed on the ground like a cat. I was a little pissed, but, I ran up the lattler and resumed my job. A few times
I would stay on the roof when all the men had gone down. Geez…..are they wussus or what? Crud…..am I more fiece or just
couragious than the average guy? Please don’t ask about the time I got accidently ran over by a family member while directing
traffic in another state. It was funny, just being under a car and flailing around while wondering whether or not my arms were
going to be ran over by the back tires. Who do you think was more shocked—–me or her? As I opened the passinger car door
??? “I exclaimed, you just ran over me.”
All I could think about was where are thje back tires?”