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Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out Tomorrow?
The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow - it might be 10 evictions too few, but let's not split hairs right now, eh? Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson - so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she's ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting! So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let's start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?
The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow - it might be 10 evictions too few, but let's not split hairs right now, eh? Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson - so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she's ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting! So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let's start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?
Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part 2
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
Look, It’s The First Hannah Montana Movie Trailer
Ready for the first Hannah Montana movie trailer? Good, because Miley Cyrus doesn't seem to be. You see, it's obvious that Miley Cyrus really, really doesn't want you to go and see the Hannah Montana movie when it's released in April. That's why she's gone out of way ...
Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part One
Hey kids, have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother is back - and better than ever! Alright, it's back. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. So what's new with Celebrity Big Brother this year? Well, judging by Friday's big opening episode, it's being sponsored by a bed shop and Davina McCall has taken to dressing like a big crow. And Ulrika Jonsson's already up for eviction. And that's literally it. And since nothing of interest has happened whatsoever so far, let's get going with part one of our Celebrity Big Brother 2009 introductions, for LaToya Jackson, Mutya, Verne Troyer, Tommy Sheridan, Lucy Pinder and Ben Adams...
Hey kids, have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother is back - and better than ever! Alright, it's back. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. So what's new with Celebrity Big Brother this year? Well, judging by Friday's big opening episode, it's being sponsored by a bed shop and Davina McCall has taken to dressing like a big crow. And Ulrika Jonsson's already up for eviction. And that's literally it. And since nothing of interest has happened whatsoever so far, let's get going with part one of our Celebrity Big Brother 2009 introductions, for LaToya Jackson, Mutya, Verne Troyer, Tommy Sheridan, Lucy Pinder and Ben Adams...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Rachel Stevens Win?
So this is it - the last Strictly Come Dancing recap of 2008. And what a ride it's been. This season of Strictly Come Dancing has had everything - shock resignations, judge in-fighting, humiliatingly credibility-obliterating phone vote cock-ups and, um, Gillian Taylforth. And that's literally it. We'll miss you Strictly Come Dancing. Or at least we would if Dancing On Ice wasn't starting in about a bloody fortnight. Sheesh. So, can Rachel Stevens win the Strictly Come Dancing final? Here's her recap...
So this is it - the last Strictly Come Dancing recap of 2008. And what a ride it's been. This season of Strictly Come Dancing has had everything - shock resignations, judge in-fighting, humiliatingly credibility-obliterating phone vote cock-ups and, um, Gillian Taylforth. And that's literally it. We'll miss you Strictly Come Dancing. Or at least we would if Dancing On Ice wasn't starting in about a bloody fortnight. Sheesh. So, can Rachel Stevens win the Strictly Come Dancing final? Here's her recap...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Tom Chambers Win?
It's the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it's almost Christmas and 2) soon we'll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful. But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year's training for Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they've all won and, instead of a final dance-off, Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone's phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days. So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's his recap...
It's the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it's almost Christmas and 2) soon we'll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful. But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year's training for Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they've all won and, instead of a final dance-off, Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone's phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days. So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's his recap...
American Idol Gets Revamped, Now Slightly Less Death-Stalkery
American Idol, it's fair to say, is on the slide - last season it was only watched by 97% of Americans, down from the usual 105%. But relax - American Idol is on it. Later today, American Idol is holding a news conference where it'll announce several changes for its new season, including more focus on talent and less on the auditionees who'll inevitably turn up dead outside Paula Abdul's house. But don't worry, American Idol fans - the show will still have wildly long, endurance-challenging results shows so full of ersatz crap that you'll feel like killing yourself midway through. That's American Idol's bread and butter.
American Idol, it's fair to say, is on the slide - last season it was only watched by 97% of Americans, down from the usual 105%. But relax - American Idol is on it. Later today, American Idol is holding a news conference where it'll announce several changes for its new season, including more focus on talent and less on the auditionees who'll inevitably turn up dead outside Paula Abdul's house. But don't worry, American Idol fans - the show will still have wildly long, endurance-challenging results shows so full of ersatz crap that you'll feel like killing yourself midway through. That's American Idol's bread and butter.
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Gigantic Cock-Up Edition
It look a long time, but now it looks like someone's finally found a way for Strictly Come Dancing to get even more pointless. And that's to make such a bodge of the scoring system that nobody gets eliminated. Wonderful. Thanks to a ridiculous cock-up, nobody got voted off Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night, which means we wasted an evening that could have spend doing something more worthwhile like, say, eating a pair of shoes or committing arson. But, despite this monumental balls-up, the Strictly Come Dancing final still takes place on Saturday, so who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon...
It look a long time, but now it looks like someone's finally found a way for Strictly Come Dancing to get even more pointless. And that's to make such a bodge of the scoring system that nobody gets eliminated. Wonderful. Thanks to a ridiculous cock-up, nobody got voted off Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night, which means we wasted an evening that could have spend doing something more worthwhile like, say, eating a pair of shoes or committing arson. But, despite this monumental balls-up, the Strictly Come Dancing final still takes place on Saturday, so who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon...
