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Review: Batman Live @ MIF

by hecklerspray staff

Following on from the cultural apocalypse of The Manchester International Festival comes Batman Live; another intellectual tour-de-force which sees everyone’s favourite schizophrenic do battle with a bunch of villains for two-and-a-bit hours at the glamorously named Manchester Evening News Arena. It’s worth noting, straight-out-the-gate, that this isn’t really a story about The Dark Knight (old [...]

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Token Religious Hecklerspray Message

by Mof Gimmers
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Want To Be The Next Voice Of The Bodyform Commercials? Let Us Help!

by admin

Remember the lady, falling from an aeroplane while a voice screamed “WHOOOOOAAA! BODYFORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOU!” Remember? Of course you do. It was one of the most iconic commercials of the ’90s. Well, if you’ve ever sang along and figured that you’d be a really great Bodyform singer, there’s some good news for you! That’s [...]

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The Brit Awards 2011: Liveblog!

by Mof Gimmers

Hello! Welcome to the hecklerspray liveblog of the Brit Awards 2011, sponsored by someone or other. Tonight, we’ll be growing increasingly weary and angry at all the goings-on at The Brits. Your Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox for the evening are tiresome ‘spray editor, Mof Gimmers and ravishing bombshell JustRestingMyEyes (not her real name of [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Alien Hand Syndome

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Have you ever heard of Alien Hand Syndrome? It’s a pretty weird thing where your hand turns gray and your pinky and [...]

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Lose Weight, Donate Fat, Save Lives In Africa

by admin

Even though Bob Geldof and Bono may go on with themselves like they have single handedly solved the problem of Africa (that’d be famine and debt, rather than them generally not liking the whole continent), the fact remains that there are still huge problems out there. Of course, in the Western world, we have our [...]

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Top 10 Coolest Tunes Used In TV Adverts

by hecklerspray staff

Music on adverts is, sometimes, the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, ever. Worse than being in a concentration camp for 10 years. Think we’re hamming it up? Let us remind you of the jingles from the Go Compare adverts. Or the We Buy Any Car one. Wishing you didn’t have ears now? [...]

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Share Your Facebook Picture And Win Sony Camera Or Trip To Rome With Profile Hero

by Mof Gimmers

Thanks to your hideous face and your tremendous amount of chins, there’s a good chance you’ve spend many hours trying to make your Facebook profile pictures look half decent. You continually try to fool people into thinking you’re actually good looking. Or funny. Or popular. hecklerspray knows your pain. Collectively, we look like the contents [...]

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This Just In Reads The News So You Don’t Have To Bother

by Mof Gimmers

Have you heard? NO ONE READS THE NEWS ANYMORE! IT’S ALL TWITTER’S STUPID FAULT! Yep, the Internet makes news less interesting to young people and something something… oh look someone’s put a picture of me on Facebook, face down in my own puke while wearing nothing but the fingerless glove inserted into my hole. PMSLMAO! [...]

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hecklerspray Gets Tips On How To Pour The Perfect Pint While Displaying Social Ineptitude

by David Schwartz

Belgians take their beer very seriously. If there is one thing hecklerspray has learned this week is to not make a crap joke about it. It’s just not worth it. But if only I had known that before attending Marc Stroobandt’s masterclass and his nine-step technique to pouring the perfect pint. Essentially, Marc is a [...]

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