How smooth do you think you are? Seriously? Think you could slide under a door and woo a lady at the same time? Of course you couldn’t. You’re horrible. Disgusting too. Really, really very grim to look at.
Not like wealthy rap-man and producer Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Or Puff Daddy. Or P. Diddy. Or Peddle Diddlo. Or Ponky Coomswith. Or Plendy Dingdong. Or whatever he’s called right now.
No matter what his name is, he’s smoother than the bonnet of a sports car and he’d like to show the world how smooooooth he is by jumping over a bull that’s charging at him.
The makers of Ciroc Ultra Premium want to present ‘Bull Jumping’ with Diddy Combs. Presumably, they’re not advising you do the same after drinking their smooth booze. You’re not smooth enough and nor will having a quick snifter make you smooth enough.
No. You’re not Puff Daddy. We can’t underline that enough.
See, he’s so smooth that he can leap over a bull without breaking sweat. We’re surprised he didn’t break into a cheeky version of Spanish Flea on a kazoo while doing it.
Think we’re fibbing? Look for yourself, non-believer!
This post was sponsored by Ciroc Ultra Premium. Clip directed by Dave Meyers.