Oi! You look like a bright spark! You look like a regularly little sleuth who can work tricky puzzles out in the name of gain! A regular little Carmen Sandiego aren’t you?
Unless, of course, you’re more of an Inspector Gadget and continually mess things up, forever to be bailed out by your niece and her dog. Seriously. Have a word with yourself or you’ll end up with Matthew Broderick playing you in a film, and no-one wants that.
No, you’re needed to travel through time. Yes you are. You need to go back to 1780, specifically to Dublin, so you can find the missing barrel. WoooOOOOoOo. YEAH?
So what do you need to find this missing barrel?
Well, you’ll need concentration! You’ll need COURAGE! And you’ll need a Facebook account. The latter isn’t as dramatic, granted, but y’know, Dublin in the 1700’s actually did have Facebook accounts. They were ahead of their time the Irish. Honest they were.
Anyway, you’ll need to watch this video and then visit Jameson1780.com to find out more.
It really is terribly exciting and, should you need to sharpen your mind, we advice drinking some whisky first because, as we all know, humans definitely think better when they’ve had a glass of adult pop.
Just look at Inspector Morse. He was always doing a bit of ‘thinking’ in the pub. Perhaps we should rebrand whisky as ‘think-drink’?
Anyway, watch this. Solve a mystery.