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Kourtney Kardashian Wants Us All To Have Oil Enemas!

by Matthew Laidlow

Medicine is a complex and confusing thing. After all, you have to be quite intelligent to hack people open and cut out all of their bits and pieces. Saying that, it seems any American can get a license to administer drugs, just look at ‘Sexy’ Dr. Conrad Murray. Gone are the days when we relied [...]

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Chris Brown Buys House Near Rihanna & Remains Just Out Of Punching Range

by Matthew Laidlow

In the UK, the only real battle we have is between “Team Peter” and “Team Katie.” Whilst they’re both like persistant scabs who scar the celebrity landscape, people are genuinely torn between who they prefer. Do you go for the ex-tit model or a bloke who is so fame hungry, that he went back into [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Unseen Documentary Footage Doesn’t Interest Or Excite Anyone At London Auction

by Matthew Laidlow

Does anyone ever get the feeling that you can have too much of a good thing? Imagine if someone forced you to live on nothing but steak for a year. You’d get sick of it after a while, no matter how much you love chewing bovine. The same can’t be said about Michael Jackson fans. [...]

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Una From The Saturdays Doesn’t Mind You Touching Her Up

by Matthew Laidlow

Celebrities, famous people and royalty – they’ve all got a lot in common over you haven’t they? Whilst they live in lavish accommodation and have a team of people to cater for their every need, you’re lucky if you receive post that isn’t from a debt collection agency or from a takeaway. While wealth is [...]

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Pippa Middleton Knows How To Have A Jolly Good Time At Christmas

by Matthew Laidlow

The Royal family split opinion more than whether psychic Sally can communicate with your dead Uncle Ray. Love them or loathe them, Queen Elizabeth II and her slightly racist husband Phillip won’t be going anywhere soon. Wouldn’t you cling onto your life if you had the cushiest job in the known universe? Of course, most [...]

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Michael Jackson Was A Bit Of A Pranker

by Matthew Laidlow

Over the last few years, stories regarding Michael Jackson have all focused on one specific issue. That’s right, his demise from this world and descent into a tacky gold coffin that’s buried deep underground so nutjob fans can’t rub their genitals across it. More recent events have led to the climax of Jackson’s life where [...]

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Dead Musicians Are In The Running For This Year’s Christmas Number One

by Matthew Laidlow

Christmas; what a wonderful time of year. Already, town and city centres are awash with twinkling neon as they light up vomit fuelled streets and alleyways. Until Jesus’ birthday approaches, we’ll be gorging on advent calendars, cheap sherry and telling carol singers to bugger off. Everyone experiences the same Christmas traditions. Mum will blame dad [...]

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Ethereal Michael Jackson/Freddie Mercury Duet Gets The Post-Conrad Murray Trial Nod

by Matthew Laidlow

If you were asked to sum up the Jackson family, how would you do it? Some people might call them the greatest collection of siblings who ever entered a recording studio. Others might comment on how inferior Janet and LaToya were compared to Tito, Jermaine and Randy. Most people would say that the entire family [...]

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HecklerPlay – A Tribute To The Big Brass Sound

by Matthew Laidlow

So, it’s Friday night and you’re probably plotting what to do with your evening. Quite likely, it’ll be the choice of three things. Either stay in with crap panel show on TV or shove in a DVD, go down the pub or, visit the local town centre to see what nightlife is on offer. A [...]

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Marc Jacobs Perfume Advert Might Have Made A Child Look Sexier Than It Should Have

by Matthew Laidlow

Fashion designers are a funny breed aren’t they? No other profession is full of characters that are religiously followed and praised for their movements. Do you monitor the work your local builder does? Course you don’t you arrogant tool. Do you keep up to date with what a professional footbal- oh. All you have to [...]

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