You know when you take a picture and you keep photocopying it until you end up with a page of impenetrable scrawl?
Good. So does Susan Boyle. Not only is she a picture of Elaine Paige who’s been photocopied until its voice isn’t quite as good and its eyebrows get all enormous, but now she’s searching YouTube for a bad photocopy of herself to guest on her next album.
In other words, Susan Boyle is being generous enough to offer a member of the public a taste of what it’s like to be her. Which presumably means that, as soon as they’ve finished recording their vocals, a combination of pressure, public backlash and proximity to Piers Morgan‘s face will force them into having a debilitating nervous breakdown. But at least it’ll be an authentic taste.