Now that Scarlett Johansson is happily married to Van Wilder, you’d expect that babies were next on the agenda.
That’s unless you don’t care. Which you probably shouldn’t do, in fairness. After all, it’s not like you know Scarlett Johansson or Van Wilder, and you’d have to be a complete weirdo to like either of them enough to care about their potential children. Is that what you are? A weirdo? Is it? Want to know about Scarlett Johansson’s unborn babies, do you? You make us sick. Sick.
As it happens, Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want any babies yet. Are you happy now? Jesus.