Here at the hecklerspray bedsit, we’re always on high alert when a celebrity story breaks, often risking our lives by sliding down the lap dancing pole Michael Park erected for showing us his ‘moves’ when we’re on a deadline in order to get ?to the communal laptop before anyone else can break it. Yes, some stories are just that important.
This however, is not one of them.
Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has, for some unknown reason, decided to tell the world that tiny little pop princess Justin Bieber once “shoved” him in the back during a basketball game.