Last night?s Apprentice was all about rubbish. Actual, literal rubbish. There are so many puns in hecklerspray?s brain right now, but we're not going to make any of them. That would be too obvious. Besides, this week was like a new show ? it wasn?t all about Magic Jim!
Before the collective divs could get onto the task though ? which was all about making money from collecting people?s detritus ? there was a bit of housekeeping that had to be done. Team Logic, you see, are completely hopeless and have lost every single task so far this series. This meant that the numbers were unbalanced, so serial winner Helen got moved over to team Logic, where she immediately started annoying the crap out of Melody.
But that wasn?t all the bitchiness for this week. Over at Venture, Susie had apparently developed a mad hatred of Zoe, who insisted on being project manager (there just wasn?t time for democracy, apparently) at the expense of meek little Susie. In fairness to Zoe, Susie was just meeping something in the corner about how maybe she might sort of a little bit do it if nobody else could quite be bothered and other people thought it was a good idea and it was raining outside and a full moon and Venus was doing something special. And so began the quietest hatred in television history.