I guess Khloe Kardashian has been actively following my mediocre blog and was totally over me accusing her pregnancy of not being real, because yesterday she FINALLY took to Instagram to announce her pregnancy with boyfriend Tristan Thompson. Of course all my friends were like “Guess you were wrong, Krysta.” But I’m not 100% ready to commit to this pregnancy yet.
As you can see from her announcement pic, that could be ANYONE’S pregnancy stomach. TBH, that kind of looks like me, because even though I’m 23 weeks pregnant my obliques are fire and I own that bra, so there’s a very very good chance that bitch Khloe slipped me a Gravol (I get mad hazy on Gravol) and had me pose for that pic. WHO KNOWS???