In the on-going saga of Blac Chyna versus (insert a Kardashian or Jenner), Blac Chyna has said “fuck it” and decided to just declare full blown war on all of them by filing suit against the entire damn family (yes, even Kendall).
In her new suit against Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Rob, Kendall, and Kylie, Chyna claims that the entire family pulled it’s influence over at E! and it’s because of them that the show “Rob and Chyna” got canceled. I mean, yes, it could be that Kris Jenner got it pulled, OR it could be that Chyna is fucking disgusted by Rob, had a spite baby with them, and THEY’RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER ANYMORE! But anyway…
Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness can now claim the crown of Patron Saint of Delusion if she thinks she’s going to get a penny from this suit. Chyna is claiming that the entire Kardashian and Jenner family are responsible for her losing her reality show, not the fact that she was letting every dude in LA bareback up in her while wearing Rob’s Gucci robe, then sending Rob videos of her fucking said dudes.
Chyna’s suit claims that the famous mother and sisters use their “power and influence over the E! network to kill the second season of ‘Rob and Chyna'” which is maybe the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
This is like a 17-year-old girl who opted to get an abortion suing MTV for not signing her to do “Teen Mom”, like, girl, you don’t even have a baby! And in the case of Chyna, you have a restraining order against Rob! How are you going to do a second season with someone who isn’t even allowed within 100 feet of you!?
Don’t get me wrong, I blame the Kardashians and Jenners for fucking EVERYTHING, but blaming them for the end of “Rob and Chyna” would be like blaming them for me eating 3 ice cream sandwiches just now. Sure those bitches are behind a lot of shit, but my ass did what it wanted, and it wanted those sandwiches, just like Chyna wanted other, not attached to Rob Kardashian, dick.