As you all know by now, word on the street is that Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner made a high school level pregnancy pact and will all be having babies in the new year; Kim being the only smart one by paying someone else to actually go through that shit for her.
While you all know that I’m skeptical af that Khloe is pregnant, all this pregnancy speculation has really made for a great blogging season for me, and as I’m also pregnant and my name starts with a K, I really feel like I’m a part of something special here.
While Kim has confirmed that her and Kanye West are expecting a daughter via surrogate, both Khloe and Kylie have remained so tight-lipped about the whole thing that Kylie 4.0 is starting to look like the old Kylie.
While Khloe is still being seen out and about in clothes that would hide an early pregnancy, Kylie Jenner has barely been seen in public in MONTHS and hasn’t shown off a new full body selfie in aggggges. The only explanation for this behavior is either a) she’s getting a new update and the new Kylie 5.0 will soon be unveiled, or b) she’s knocked up and it’s ready for us all to see that baby body. Either way I’m v v curious.
The Kardashian/Jenners have slowly been revealing their 2017 Christmas card via daily images much like an advent, so I’m thinking that Kylie’s pregnancy MIGHT be revealed via this whole Christmas card thing, but I don’t know about Khloe. Again, I’m very very skeptical that she’s even got a bun in the oven since the news of her pregnancy leaked like a few days after Kylie’s somewhat scandalous pregnancy was announced so I’m thinking they might be saying shit just to take the heat off Kylie, just like when Kourtney announced her pregnancy on Penelope when she was only 9 weeks along just to take some of the heat off Kim for getting divorced from Kris Humphries after only 72 days.
Anyway, I still consider all these potential pregnancies and babies a total highlight for 2017.