Hello Soap Fans! Have a good weekend? Did you spend hours licking that signed poster of Harold Bishop, while everyone else actually left their bedrooms and?socialised? Thought so, LOSERS!! Still, you’re our losers and we know how important this kak is to you, so let’s take a look at what’s happening in Soapland this week, you lonely, lonely people.
Eastenders first as usual, where Ben confesses to Ian that his statement to the police about Phil ?was a load of old crap but it’s OK because everyone hates Phil anyway and he’s doing the world a favour by keeping his screen time to a minimum.
After seeing that someone has kicked the smile right off Phil’s face in prison, Ian?decides to grass Ben up to that police woman Marsden who has never actually gathered a shred of evidence on her own. Ben gets arrested, thinks Heather has grassed him up and apparently has a ‘terrible fight’ with Heather, which we all know is code for ‘stabs her until she is dead.‘ ?This has been a long time coming and we cannot wait.