Do you have a sexy face? Y’know, one of those faces that make people giddy rather than nauseous? Chances are, if you’re a hecklerspray regular, you’re revolting. Alas, you may have that in-built belief that youare beautiful, no matter what they say and words won’t bring you down.
Rik Waller once quoted that line at Josie D’Arby when she asked him why he’d decided to get corn rows.
But we digress. See, the reason we're talking about sexy faces is because Ann Summers, the lingerie peddler, retailer of sex toys and realiser of mucky dreams have teamed up with those rascals at ITV2. Ann Summers are going to search for the sexiest face in the UK with some roadshows around the UK including Birmingham, London, Manchester and Essex.
Contestants will be filmed for a two minute advert which will be on ITV2 and premiered in the final episode of cult-favourite show The Only Way is Essex, this November.
The spot will showcase the finalists with the nicest faces who will then be voted for by you lot online and the winner gets to appear in a campaign for Ann Summers in 2012.
Isn’t that exciting? Your face! Everywhere! That said, if you’re an overweight bloke posing in grotty old stockings, you probably won’t win.
Sorry.
Overweight chaps can still buy their lingerie from Ann Summers if they want though. No-one is stopping you.
So, again, to enter, you need to visit www.sexyuncovered.com, or visit facebook.com/AnnSummersOfficial via the Sexy Search iPhone app.to be in with a chance of winning this coveted prize.
The roadshows will run from 22nd September until 2nd October, and will visit Manchester Trafford, Birmingham Bullring, Lakeside Essex, and Westfield Stratford City shopping centres.
Now start perfecting your pout and standing in front of people in your underpants.