Everyone knows why Ant & Dec are successful. It’s because ITV keep giving them money to appear on television. Their success is also built on a natural rapport and an overwhelming level of similarity that often leads old people to ask which one is which. No-one really knows.
There are very few double acts that are still going these days, aside from Ant & Dec, there is only really Paddy McGuinness and his delusion who are operating in tandem. Think about it- if you could have any two people to form a double act and be commissioned to make television programmes, who would you want?
If you said anything other than Mark Wright and Dougie Poynter then you clearly have no interest in the future of prime time television.
Yes Mark Wright, former star of ITV2’s The Only Way Is Ego,?wants the bigwigs of television to give him and his celebrity chum Dougie Poynter their own TV show.
Mark & “The Other One From McFly” became BFFs during the last series of?I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!?although no-one noticed because they all gave up watching after the first episode had aired. Still, it’s quite sweet isn’t it? They’re pals and they want to shove the fact that they’re celebrity lovvies down our throats by subjecting us to some horrific chat/game/mutual masturbation show. Yes, very sweet indeed.
Some contemptible twat who probably writes inane press releases for a living told The Daily Redtop:
“They’re both really active and sporty so a high energy, fun-packed entertainment show would be ideal…?Mark and Dougie have a huge fan base, individually and together.”
Hands up if you’re part of that huge fanbase… anyone… no? We see a couple of idiots with permatans and a bad dye-job over in the corner there, frantically gesticulating like John Terry in a zoo but we’ve chosen to ignore them. The risible moron went on to say:
“Most girls fancy them but they also appeal to men as they’ve got the blokey banter.”
There you go, folks! They’re the perfect TV couple. They’re both good looking blokes with shit for brains and penchant for self-flattery. Sign them up while Morecambe & Wise spin in their graves!
Brian says
Wow this guy Michael Park is a real douchbag. Hands up if you like him…. anyone…. no? didn’t think so.
SewerUrchin says
I do. Moreso that Thingy from Mcfly and Whatshisname from TOWIE, at least.
LeFarts says
Brian is a dick, hands up if you agree……………
Way to many to count, congrats Brian, IF in fact that is your REAL name, your now considered the biggest DICKHEAD EVER.
kate says
Michael Park… If you dont like the pair then its pretty simple. Dont watch them. At least mark wright is trying to do something with his life (so what if its of the back of a reality show), rather than sitting on his arse writing blogs.
SomeCuntPretendingToBe Michael Park says
Do you like porn Kate ?
I like porn A LOT, im so horny right now just thinking about you talking down to me, you know, mocking me for not being all that i could be in life, do you think we could hookup, and………well you know, do the dirty ?
You could spank me real hard and tell me what a worthless peice of shit i am.
And whilst in the throws of passion i could call you ………… Mum