In the latest ?they're just like us, you know? news, George Clooney has given an interview to The Hollywood Reporter, where he grumbles on and on like an interminable granddad who has no compunction making a story about chutney go on for twenty minutes without even a whisper of punchline.
we're not sure why we're surprised, really. He is 50 after all, and no matter how many money-shakes he drinks or money-shoes he wears, he's still going to end his day weeping softly into a pair of perfect model-boobs.
So we should all feel very very sorry for him. Very sorry indeed. Poor old Clooney.