Imagine this. You’re pasty. You have a gigantic head. You’re accent is neither here-nor-there. You have made a living purely from swearing and being a vague dare-devil on some terrestrial sub-channel. You’re an Osbourne.
The chances of you successfully mating with someone should be so slim, that you feel like chopping your wang off.
However, we live in a stupid, stupid world and, indeed, Jack Osbourne has not only found someone who will willingly have sex with him, but they’re also willing to repeatedly do it without a prophylactic so that your Osbourne seed will harvest in your womb. Like we said, it’s a stupid, stupid world.