We love soaps…well, perhaps love is a bit strong, maybe despise is closer to the truth but regardless we realise some of you need this information in order to function normally, so here you go.
Losers.
In Eastenders this week, Max and Tanya finally get caught out even though we’ve all known about it for weeks and have been telling anyone who’ll listen. Yes, Jack has foiled their evil cockney plan and tells Max that he’s going to end up a lonely old shit-bag like him. Then Max says something back and when Tanya turns up Jack says she’s no better than Stacey and Tanya does a chin wobble. ?The cad.