Oooh! Brad Pitt! He’s got a well-made face hasn’t he? Remember when he had his top off in Fight Club?! That was good acting wasn’t it? Yeah, everyone loves Brad Pitt. Women want to be him, men want to kiss him on the ear!
But what do we know about Pitt? Well, we know that he’s shacked-up with Angelina Jolie, who is universally accepted as the most beautiful woman on Earth (for some reason) and together, they’ve amassed quite a collection of children. Um. And that’s it.
So what about God? Does Brad Pitt believe in God? We need to know because we’re not going to carry around the guilt, worry and odd views on contraception and homosexuals until we know if Brad Pitt thinks that it’s okay. So come on Brad! TELL US ABOUT JESUS OR ALIENS OR BUDDHA OR WHATEVER THE SAM HELL YOU BELIEVE IN!