It must be awful being a wealthy celebrity who takes on the gig of UN ambassador. You have to go to all these poverty stricken places and you’re fully expected to blank out that room you have in one of your houses that is filled with jewels and 68.4 surround sound and the like. Awful. Simply awful.
And that’s the plight faced by poor ol’ Angelina Jolie. When she’s not being really rich in the face of flood victims, she highlighting other bad things.
After nodding meekly like a modern Princess Diana, Jolie has moved on from looking nice in a Jedi hood to condemning a Florida church’s threat to burn copies of the Muslim holy book to mark the ninth anniversary of the September 11th attacks.
The Pout-A-Tron actress spoke out against the proposed burning during her worthiness building exercise to Pakistan.
Jolie says:
“I have hardly the words that somebody would do that to somebody’s religious book!”
Of course, America is home to some of the most spectacular nut-jobs in the whole world and one of these staggering wank-barrows is the Christian minister who is organizing the Quran burning and he goes by the name of Pastor Terry Jones. It takes a special type of right-wing tit-hamper to actually believe that anything good might come from burning another religion’s sacred text.
Until Jolie opened her big fat mouth, the issue hadn’t got much press in Pakistan, mainly because they’ve been busy dealing with those really awful floods.
However, militants in the country will now be more than aware of it after The Really Famous Person mentioned it to everyone.
Well done you.
Fundamentalist will now be sharpening their bullets to kill soldiers, leaving that small percentage of crackpot Americans to get even more angry and blindly assume that Muslims are somehow a menace to the world – which they’re not. Idiots.
(Apologies to all the nice, clever Americans in the world)
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if you really want to see how wonderful all this is then maybe you need to know what happens when we aren’t looking.
I do not have a live link here for the protection of your privacy.
http://www.truthtube.tv/play.php?vid=2133
I’m not quit sure how to respond to this attack on Angelina and Brad Pitt. I guess what I want to say is: What have U done 4 the world lately writer ? I think shes done quit a bit representing the U S @ the U N. Do U think U would be a better example of America to the world, if so why were U not appointed as U S Ambassador to anything ? Maybe U thought U should get an appointment to a position of influence too. I think some of the really good people in Hollywood are chipping in to help those that are in genuine need during natual desasters i.e. Haiti and the like. Maybe some of the extremist will change their minds when we send them some relief after the flooding has subsided. I see no purpose in burning the Koran any more than burning the Cathalic Bibles during the inquisition aniversery every year. Lets @ least try to live in peace when we can..
Hello Just have to agree in part with this Exactly who case the first stone.. Welp Angelina we all would be honored at least someone speaks up about these events they are not normal people when a Christain Minister is suggesting to burn Religious books how childish. How about this Minister developing better understanding friend ship with the Muslims.. They are only as good ast their leaders right? The world is big enough for all Gods Children common..
The most important issue at hand is that of free speech. You may exercise it by burning books, flags or by calling editors and/or the people they talk about, flaming idiots. In the United States, we are free to speak out on just about any issue. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hury me. If a guy wants to burn some books and he paid for them, what real difference does it make? If Angolina wants to talk about it, who cares? Get a life. Get real. Find an issue of true significance to waste your limited brain power upon.
Didn’t any one else hear about the detainees at Guantanamo Bay flushing their Quran’s down the toilets in order to over flow them and make life a living hell for the guards? Oh wait I know this because MY COUSIN SERVES and HES SEEN IT. Fuck off to anyone that thinks burning it will make a big diff in how they already feel about us – how about when they burn our bibles and flag?????? Did you watch the people jump from the twin towers on the 11th?????? Well I did and thats when I decided they LOST their rights to freedom of religion in this country. If their law is to kill anyone of us, then I really dont consider it to be a religious book.
Wow!!! , your cousin must have really hard time watching those naughty monsters in their 5 start rooms having fun with their digital golden toilets. I think the best punishment for those monsters is to send them to the court and stop the 5 star services! Also they will not enjoy the drowning experience by using cloth-on-face hot tubes any more.
Tell me again what court did put them in the 10 years honey money Gunatanmue Plaza hotel?
Show me one pic of someone burring Bible and i will give you all the world credit!!
See, you can hate any one, it is your right, but don’t come up with false excuses.
20 years ago ,when I read about the KKK I wasn’t sure it was true stories , I thought no man can hate and misunderstand the others that way , but thanks baby you and who think like you , make me rediscover the history one more time
yeah books can plug up the whole process interestingly, Have you read all these books. Ours limitations to reach the truth give many paths of enlightenment.. Some of you actually think your Gods.. Chose a path that is in harmony.. Challenge your self to follow the golden rule.. Give peace a chance. God is awesome.. Sciencist ask questions. God authored the greatest books.. Just do the math people we are all only as good as the weakest.. Seek the truth within.
I think her big mouth just ruined her in the eyes of the American people. She apparantly doesn’t care about the over 3,000 American citizens that lost their lives that dreadful day on September 11. I agree with the pastor who burned the Quran, yeah for him, 95% of the American people agree with him. Does Angelina not care about the victims that burned to death that day, and some jumped out of the windows, maybe she should have been on the stairwell and burned to death also!!!!!
Ignorant assholes like you are what’s wrong with this country and are also the reason other countries and terrorists hate us and want to destroy us. I don’t know who is more ignorant, Terry Jones (who should be stripped of his position for his insensitivity) or you for seeing nothing wrong with it. Yes, what happened on September 11th was truly an atrocity that should never have occurred but it was NOT the Qu’ran that killed them! Terrorists did it. Terrorists that do not represent the entire nation but a select few radicals. Yes, a lot of people out there don’t like us but I can’t blame them, we make things worse and force our beliefs and ideals on other people whether they like it or not. However, they are not all radicals. Either way, we have our own ignorant extremists too. For example, assholes like you and Terry Jones. You wanna do something that’s acceptable, make some cut outs of Bin Laden and shoot/burn those or something. Oh, and before you go off on how what she did not being right, she wouldn’t have had to do it if an ignorant pastor had not decided to burn a holy text of another culture because he could not understand how and why it’s wrong.
Wow, i know, what the hell is wrong with her, freedom of religion, hahahaha. But who cares, its not like this article is bias or anything, sad that yahoo bothered to give this crap publicity….
wow
with regards to Jolie’s religious respect it’s shameful tym fr insane american en english media targeting on a country facing the worst catastrophe of the decade…it’s a matter of shame more fr the p’pl tryng to put cover on internal darkness of sluggish p’pl…the world would know the real face of sch undirected en frightened p’pl…Islam is a religion of Allah en He is the ultimate Protector of Islam en Quran ….great job done by Jolie in regards of religious respect,exposing such soul retarded p’pl who are dark marks on the face of humanity…hats of to ma’m…
truth can neva be eradicated frm the wrld…
i like her even daugh you saying bad things about her. she is not as you said. she is normal young woman who is beautiful and look after her kids, good actor. and of course people always have something bad to say about celebrities. she is far better than jessica.
Not being a particular fan of Bradjolina, I still think that anyone who gives of their time and money to help others deserve better than to be savgaed by a writer who merely writes to incite others so he (she) can get hits for their site.
As to some of the racist and simplistic comments about burning the Qu’ran, Koran or whatever religious book is in question, I think this just proves that, while the Founding Fathers were great, I sometimes wish that they had instituted a means test other than the mere accident of birth for citizenship. How you people can gas about taking away rights while pretending to love this country and ALL that it stands for is beyond me.
She did the right thing and they did the wrong thing.
Hate much lately?
Blaming Jolie for the media blasting it in the news is pretty lame.
Mof Gimmers sounds like a wanna-be right-wing hack who has perfected the art of hating those who are not responsible for the stupidity of others.
Please, find yourself a new job, dipsh*t.
Thanks for exercising your freedom of speech.
Get a fucking editor.
I like Angelina Jolie and what she has done with her influence as an actress, so I am not fond of how you put this. However, I do understand what you’re saying, and I actually agree, somewhat to it. I have to say, I am sided with her in that I hate that they decided to do that (and I am, like that pastor, a Christian), but I don’t think it was very smart of her to bring it into so much attention. You’re right, people may end up putting us Americans into one big, stereotypical melting pot, and hate all of us, and who knows where that will lead! Many wars have been fought over religion.
Hey ,Im just cool with anyone who brings to light the social issues of the day!
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