Even though Bob Geldof and Bono may go on with themselves like they have single handedly solved the problem of Africa (that’d be famine and debt, rather than them generally not liking the whole continent), the fact remains that there are still huge problems out there.
Of course, in the Western world, we have our own problems too. Slow internet connections, updates on our computers, a lack of signal for our mobile phones and, of course, the fact that we’re all hugely obese and all joining the type 2 diabetes club.
However, amongst these two main problems is a solution. You can donate your fat to the malnourished people of Africa, thereby saving their lives and making us look beautiful and thin. And really, really smug.
You don’t have to wait for ageing Irish rockstars to be the saviour of entire continents. You can be the person to help save lives without donating a single penny.
With the help of the Klaxon Institute, you can look good and feel better.
They’ve pioneered a new way to help flabby folk like us do good with revolutionary reverse liposuction techniques. Basically, they can take the excess fatty tissue from you – the patient – and inject it into the bodies of starving people in the third world.
This means they are able to live off it for months at a time without having to struggle to feed themselves. This documentary footage, as shot by the Klaxon group themselves, shows the immense benefits of their work. To find out more about this process, visit www.klaxoninstitute.com
Robin says
Is this for real? sign me up
kimmie says
Just because we send them our lipids, don’t mean they should not tend to their crops. It is a good Idea but the body still needs nutrients not just lipids. If that worked we would all just sit down with a can of crisco. It is ok to help as long as you are not hindering them. If this is real don’t you think the body would go into shock or end up with cloged arteries. You can’t just force that much lipids into someone and not have side effects
Ru says
I’m happy to donate if this is genuine. Thanks.
Ru says
Do you think it is? Have you heard from them?