Between the groups of twerking primary school kids and glorified shadow puppeteers, the Britain’s Got Talent final was one giant snoozefest. Thank God somebody stepped in to break the monotony by chucking dairy products at Simon Cowell’s face.
An otherwise completely forgettable operatic duet by Richard and Adam – catchy name – was interrupted half way through by a girl running on stage armed with a box of eggs and the most menacing smile since Jack Nicholson discovered that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Nobody was hurt in the incident, with the possible exception of Simon’s security team who were no doubt taking an underwater tour of the Thames in their favourite concrete shoes by the end of the night.