This Mel Gibson saga is quickly turning into the Tiger Woods affair – every day there’s something new.
Admittedly it’s a little different. With Tiger, every day brought a new mistress out of the woodwork. But with Mel Gibson it’s much more amusing – each day brings a brand new tape of him screaming froth-mouthed profanities at Oksana Grigorieva. And, bang on cue, a third tape of Mel Gibson’s gibbering offensiveness has emerged.
What’s it like? To be honest, it sounds like little more than a shallow retread of his last two secretly-recorded rant tapes. If we were Mel Gibson, we’d take some time out and rediscover the spark that made the first two tapes so staggeringly mental. Either that or do what he did with Lethal Weapon 3 and get Joe Pesci in as a guest star. Now there’s a world-class ranter.
Oh look, let’s face it – Mel Gibson’s Hollywood career is over. People were willing to forgive all that anti-Jew stuff eventually, because Mel was drunk at the time and he seemed genuinely remorseful in the aftermath. The ‘raped by a pack of n—–s’ rant at Oksana Grigorieva was a different matter entirely, especially when it was so quickly followed by that tape of him appearing to admit that he punched her in the face and threatening to bury her in his garden.
So, yes, Mel Gibson’s Hollywood career is over. He’s been sacked by his agent. Public support is at an all-time low. There’s a very real chance that this could result in a prison sentence. This is as bad as things have ever got for Mel Gibson.
What’s that? A third tape of his explosive, hateful fury has been leaked onto the internet? OK, we take that back – this is as bad as things have ever got for Mel Gibson. Here’s tape number three…
In case this gets pulled from YouTube, here are some choice lines:
Oksana: “You own me, with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul. you control me like marionette and I walk on the eggshells always with you.”
Mel Gibson: “That’s because you’re a FUCKING USING WHORE!”
Mel Gibson: “What are you talking about, you fucking ignorant bitch? I don’t UNDERSTAAAAND you. You’re saying STUPID SHIT… your logic SUCKS, because you’re a fucking MENTALLY DEPRIVED IDIOT.”
Mel Gibson: “Go look after my child!”
Oksana: “She’s my child too.”
Mel Gibson: “Yeah, I KNOW. UNFORTUNATELY. You cunt whore, I hope she doesn’t turn out like you.” *Hangs up*
Seriously though, if Mel Gibson’s Hollywood career really is over, maybe he should think about releasing a line of official T-shirts printed with a selection of his terrifying rant quotes. He’d be a billionaire by Christmas – the ‘You should smile and FUCKING BLOW ME! Because I DESERRRVE it!’ shirt would especially be an incredible money-spinner.
Anyway, if the pattern holds, there’ll be more of this tomorrow – although, if Mel Gibson’s mental ability keeps degrading at the same speed as it has between the first and third tape, then there’s every chance it’ll just be four minutes of him rolling around on the floor and grunting. We can’t wait.
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glenn says
It’s a nasty rant. Very abusive. But all it really demonstrates is that it’s a very bad idea to contact ex partners while the emotions are still raw. Especially if you’re famous.
People spill out all kinds of illogical clap-trap when they are in turmoil. And marital and other breakups can lead to incredible stress that in turn can lead to mental instability. Ask any psychiatrist or counselor, they will all tell you the same thing. People get angry. They lose control. It isn’t nice. It isn’t an excuse. but it happens.
jason says
what was racially insensitive about that? I mean he is crazy i get that, but all the headlines talkm about how racially insensitive this tape was and i didn’t hear a word about anybody, i mean in the first tape he use the N word, but strangely that wasn’t that shocking compared to the rest of the crap he said.
edel says
Women. They make a man crazy.
Sounds like a planned setup.
Trial by news media
Julie says
The guy has obviously completely lost it at this point. Someone needs to stick him in an MRI and double check he isn’t brain damaged because there are for sure much bigger problems at play here.