Great news! Mel Gibson is being investigated by police, which means he may soon drop his long-awaited Sugartits follow-up.
Less great news! Mel Gibson is being investigated by police for domestic violence, following claims that he punched Oksana Grigorieva in the face, while she was holding their baby, with such force that he broke her nose and knocked two of her teeth out.
Needless to say, Mel Gibson has already denied that he was the perpetrator of the attack. Well he didn't deny it himself, obviously. His rep did. Let Mel Gibson stray too near a microphone these days and he'd probably get all racist and start ordering people to blow him and whatnot. No, this way is probably better.
Oh dear. This cannot possibly be a good thing. Mel Gibson is being investigated by Los Angeles police following claims of domestic abuse. This is going to be Chris Brown all over again, which is terrible. Not because Mel Gibson might eventually face a prison sentence, or because his career will dry up. It's because, if the pattern holds, then Mel Gibson is going to wait two years before bursting into tears during a Michael Jackson tribute at an awards ceremony in the hope that it'll make everyone feel sorry for him. Ugh.
But let's worry about that nightmarish scenario when we have to. For now, let's just concentrate on the investigation. As we all know, a tape purportedly exists where Mel Gibson variously tells his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva that she looks like a pig in heat, that she deserves to be raped by black people and that he's going to burn her house down, but only once she's blown him.
Accompanying all this impossibly racist and misogynist hilarity is the claim that Mel Gibson attacked Oksana Grigorieva, breaking her nose and two of her teeth, in January. And that's what the police have decided to investigate, as the Los Angeles Times reports:
Actor Mel Gibson is being investigated in a possible domestic violence incident involving his ex-girlfriend earlier this year. The actor-director is on a list of a potential suspect in the alleged attack on Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva at an undisclosed location in Malibu. The incident is being investigated by the same sheriff’s substation that handled Gibson’s 2006 arrest on suspicion of drunken driving.
Now, it's important that we don't hurtle to any rash conclusions here. The investigation is only in its preliminary stages, so predicting an outcome would be fruitless and foolhardy. Instead, let's cling to the positives – it's the same police substation as last time Mel Gibson got arrested! If this doesn't warrant a Mel And Officer Sugartits: The Emotional Reunion reality show, we don't know what does.
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Branded social tv says
I think Mel Gibson needs consulting along with Lindsay Lohan
SandeePB says
Is this article about Mel Gibson’s current events or something that Chris Brown owned up to over a year ago? I’m confused about why you would throw CB under the bus….If you’re going to mention this young super stars name then why don’t you mention the positives like he’s not a repeat offender, he does what he can to support the needy in Haiti and in his own hometown and so on….I can’t understand why you need to continue the bullying.
shilo says
What the hell does Chris Brown have to do with Mel Gibson, why couldn’t you use Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn or any other one of your beloved stars as examples. These guys get a golden star on their name after repeating the same pattern. This society is so freakin biased when it comes to young black men. Stop the madness and take care of Gibson’s issue.
Dory Float says
Uh, because Chris brown is a piece of shit who beat the living crap out of a young girl? I dont recall Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn punching women in the face and breaking their teeth? Chris Brown on the other hand beat the living hell out of that girl. Mr. Wonderful, poor youn Black man, boo-hoo. Please. Youre the same people that said O.J. was innocent because he’s black. YOu are the ones with the race hang-up. The comparison between two famous stars who beat women, punched em in the face – is totally fair. Stop whining about race, this is about bullying violent men, black or white.
hoohaahee says
@shilo
“This society is so freakin biased when it comes to young black men”
..you fail to understand that the criticism was levelled at him NOT because of the colour of his skin, but because of the fact that he’s a manipulative cunt using a transparently obvious PR stunt to revitalize his career (which, incidentally, HE fucked up)
And seriously, what the fuck?! there was absolutely no mention of race or colour in the post..