It’s fair to say that Mel Gibson’s biggest problem at the moment is his misunderstanding of supply and demand.
We mean that. And he should know better. It’s been four years since Mel Gibson unleashed his drunken tirade, and we’ve sustained ourselves on gems like “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world” and “Sugartits” ever since. And then, when that tape of Mel Gibson’s rant at Oksana Grigorieva came out last week, we thought we’d last another four years on “I’ll burn your fucking house down, but you will blow me first” and all that racist rape stuff.
But now there’s a new tape of Mel Gibson’s rants, this time telling Oksana that she deserves to be hit across the head with a bat and that he’s capable of burying her in a garden. Supply has outstripped demand. This is very basic stuff, Mel Gibson.
Just in case you’re new to this, here’s a recap: Mel Gibson was born and quickly became a reprehensible wanker. The end.
There’s a more detailed recap – one full of drunkenness and anti-Semitism and reported affairs with porn stars and police investigations into domestic violence and staggeringly abusive tapes – but that’s all for another time. You’re here for one reason and one reason only – because you want to know what furiously offensive guff he’s been recorded shouting this time. So let’s get straight to it. The New York Post reports:
“I don’t need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking – you need a fucking soul. I’ll put you in a fucking rose garden… You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. What are you going to get a restraining order for? For… hitting you, for what?!”
At this juncture it’s redundant to point out how offensive this is. It’s even redundant to compare this to other celebrity meltdowns, because Mel Gibson has comprehensively outstripped all of them. All we have to compare it to are Mel Gibson’s other offensive rants. So in that case:
2006 ‘Sugartits’ tape: Racial slur, light sexism, threat of sexual violence.
Previous 2010 ‘You will blow me first’ tape: Racial slur, heavy sexism, threat of arson, threat of sexual violence
This tape: Threat of violence, possible death threat, possible admission of domestic abuse.
Conclusion: It’s a toss-up between the last two for the title of Mel Gibson’s most offensive rant. Although Mel seems to acknowledge hitting Oksana Grigorieva – and explicitly accuses her of lacking a soul – in the third tape, there’s nothing either as profoundly horrifying as his racist rape line or as quotable as his “But you will blow me first” line from the second tape. So the second tape probably remains the most offensive.
Mel, you must try harder next time. And something tells us you will.
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imemyself says
oksana or whatever that potato eating russian bitch’s name is – she was recording the entire thing. it’s obvious she was provoking him to a point where he “ranted” but she could easily control herself because she knew it’s being recorded. he didn’t know he’s being recorded. i’m sure if he knew he wouldn’t have said those things either. simple really.
it’s also obvious she got herself pregnant because that’s the only way she could guarantee exuberant financial support for herself for the rest of her life. have a baby. get him angry. record his rants. take the baby. and live a good life. she’s a schemer.
onyx says
Well obviously it’s all her fault that Mel Gibson continuously and consistently says these things, even when it’s not to her. Look, I *love* Mel Gibson, and I will continue to watch any movie he stars in, but it’s obvious the dude has some personal issues.
Whether he was “provoked” or not, you don’t threaten to kill people if you’re a rational human being. Especially when you’re a mega star. Whether you think you’re being recorded or not. You just DON’T DO IT.
I hope Mel takes this opportunity to get some real help.
gofigure says
I think you have exuberant and exorbitant confused.
Really? says
I think people are missing the important issue here. Mel sounds confused over whether she has breast implants. How can he be unsure of that? Implants are a physical thing, if he touched her breasts he would know if a sack of thick plastic full of artifical crap was there. Therefore, he’s either a crappy lover that doesn’t bother with the breast, or he’s a drunk lover that can’t remember the details later. Either way, the important issue here is that he’s a bad lay……
earthangel11 says
Mel Gibson is very successful Actor, Producer, and Director.
Gibson has made numerous contributions over the years and donated millions of dollars to various charities, such as “Healing the Children” and “NIDA.” I personally feel that the dispute and ranting words coming from Mel to Oksana Grigorieva is rooted from his physical well being. He admits that he has a substance abuse problem with alcohol. It is a known fact that long-term alcohol abuse can affect the brain and liver causing confusion, anger, and other behavioral problems. I hope that Mel will get the help that he needs as he has helped many others….
NewFella says
May God Bless Mel Gibson, he needs it!
Bear says
Blame the victim? I think it must have been you who Mel hit in the head with a bat. Mel is only suffering from a small case of “I’m a star and I’ll do what I want” syndrome. Good thing he threatened a little girl cuz if he had threatened me, that bat would have been verticle in his digestive track from the bottom upwards.