Articles tagged with: Vacation
Jason Biggs Accidentally Fights A Monkey
There is a decently long list of animals we'd like to punch. Top of the list is bears for the way they're always so nonchalant with their captors. Next wood be woodpeckers because even in today's civilised age, they still destroy trees. Coming in a respectable third is monkeys. We'd punch them because we know that behind those beady eyes they're thinking about ways they can kill a man and take his woman. That's really lame, monkeys. Why don't you just lust for your own kind, you hairy pervs! Maybe that's why Jason Biggs recently fist-fought one while on vacation.
There is a decently long list of animals we'd like to punch. Top of the list is bears for the way they're always so nonchalant with their captors. Next wood be woodpeckers because even in today's civilised age, they still destroy trees. Coming in a respectable third is monkeys. We'd punch them because we know that behind those beady eyes they're thinking about ways they can kill a man and take his woman. That's really lame, monkeys. Why don't you just lust for your own kind, you hairy pervs! Maybe that's why Jason Biggs recently fist-fought one while on vacation.
Postcards From Gabrielle On Vacation, Sort Of #4: Gab’s Parents Quite Hesitant
Oh Joy of Joys, today is the last day of absentee-Stu. Sorry, we meant Gabrielle. He'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as his masculine hands brush over his keyboard with a man-like determination. We mean she'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as her masculine hands brush over her keyboard with a man-like determination. Well we've ...
Oh Joy of Joys, today is the last day of absentee-Stu. Sorry, we meant Gabrielle. He'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as his masculine hands brush over his keyboard with a man-like determination. We mean she'll be back on Monday lampooning all things celebrity as her masculine hands brush over her keyboard with a man-like determination. Well we've ...
Postcards From Stu On Vacation, #3: Stu Becomes A Woman Forever
Awake, for the dawn is almost upon you. And when it's sweet light falls upon your face, it shall be in the form of a postcard from Stu Heritage, a man so many of us miss dearly. Though he's gone only for a short while, complete lack of contact is simply more that most of us can bare. We don't have ...
Awake, for the dawn is almost upon you. And when it's sweet light falls upon your face, it shall be in the form of a postcard from Stu Heritage, a man so many of us miss dearly. Though he's gone only for a short while, complete lack of contact is simply more that most of us can bare. We don't have ...
Postcards From Stu On Vacation, #1: Stu Falls In Love With A French Hog
We had a very close call today. Matthew Laidlow nearly died after crying into his oatmeal so long he actually started to inhale the stuff. It was a slow process really, he knew what the end result would be, and yet he refused to lift his face out of the bowl. It's because he misses Stu so bad. We all do. ...
We had a very close call today. Matthew Laidlow nearly died after crying into his oatmeal so long he actually started to inhale the stuff. It was a slow process really, he knew what the end result would be, and yet he refused to lift his face out of the bowl. It's because he misses Stu so bad. We all do. ...
