Articles tagged with: transformers
Megan Fox Killed Off In Transformers 3?
Note to Megan Fox: Some people don't like being called Hitler - especially when they're your boss.
Apparently, in retaliation for her Hitler jibe, Michael Bay has decided to kill Megan Fox off in Transformers 3. If you ask us, he's gone light on Megan - after all, this is a man who would blow up a children's nursery if it got in between him and a badly conceptualised script.
Bruno Penetrates The Weekend Box Office
It’s the second-most controversial film of the year - after Paul Blart - but Bruno has aced the weekend box office. Despite attracting waves of controversy based on its edgy subject matter, Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow-up to Borat - has entered the US weekend box office at number one, where it will definitely remain next week even though Harry Potter’s coming out. It just goes to show that Transformers isn’t the only movie that can break records this year - Bruno has officially become the highest-grossing movie ever to feature a talking urethra. Michael Bay, we await your response with baited breath.
It’s the second-most controversial film of the year - after Paul Blart - but Bruno has aced the weekend box office. Despite attracting waves of controversy based on its edgy subject matter, Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow-up to Borat - has entered the US weekend box office at number one, where it will definitely remain next week even though Harry Potter’s coming out. It just goes to show that Transformers isn’t the only movie that can break records this year - Bruno has officially become the highest-grossing movie ever to feature a talking urethra. Michael Bay, we await your response with baited breath.
Shia LaBeouf Is Definitely Not Making Sexy With His Mother (Unless He Is)
Holy Oedipus complex Batman! Look who is claiming not to be having sexy thoughts about their own mother, despite talking about little else for the whole of this month. Let's be clear, sexy thoughts about one's rellies is about as natural as Coke Zero. Or the cheese in a Big Mac, if you will. So why oh why this Shia LaBeouf bloke took to telling the world about the unsettling things going on in his brain is any one's guess.
Holy Oedipus complex Batman! Look who is claiming not to be having sexy thoughts about their own mother, despite talking about little else for the whole of this month. Let's be clear, sexy thoughts about one's rellies is about as natural as Coke Zero. Or the cheese in a Big Mac, if you will. So why oh why this Shia LaBeouf bloke took to telling the world about the unsettling things going on in his brain is any one's guess.
WEBTHUMP! 17 June 2009
10 - Get ready to experience 'the opposite of arousal' - Mychemicaltoilet 9 - And now, in TV Reviews That Are Much Better Than The TV Show They're Reviewing, here's Ladette To Lady - Watchwithmothers 8 - Beardyman: Annoying or genius? Discuss - YouTube 7 - Similarly, do using these novelty binbags make you a hilarious prankster or the world's biggest bellend? - Domesticsluttery
Transformers 2 Trailer Online & Identical To Transformers 1
Transformers 2 is undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest movies of 2009. Well, OK, maybe not 'biggest'. Maybe we meant 'loudest'. Or 'most pointless'. Or something. Look, anyway, none of this matters because there's a brand-new teaser trailer for Transformers 2 after the jump, and we're about to show it to you - while giving you the full lowdown on it - after the jump. Alternatively, if you've seen the first Transformers movie, you might not want to bother watching the Transformers 2 trailer. It's exactly the same. Exactly. Seriously, we're not joking. Avoid the Transformers 2 trailer like the plague. You're not listening, are you?
Transformers 2 is undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest movies of 2009. Well, OK, maybe not 'biggest'. Maybe we meant 'loudest'. Or 'most pointless'. Or something. Look, anyway, none of this matters because there's a brand-new teaser trailer for Transformers 2 after the jump, and we're about to show it to you - while giving you the full lowdown on it - after the jump. Alternatively, if you've seen the first Transformers movie, you might not want to bother watching the Transformers 2 trailer. It's exactly the same. Exactly. Seriously, we're not joking. Avoid the Transformers 2 trailer like the plague. You're not listening, are you?
WEBTHUMP! Monday 22 December 2008
10 - Christmas, innit... 9 - You know why you haven't a got a girlfriend? It's because you don't smell enough of meat - KTLA 8 - Gratuitous self-promotion of the week, part one: Stu's foolproof Christmas survival guide, over at Kontraband 7 - Transformers 3 has a release date. Merry Christmas! - ...
