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Susan Boyle To Howl At The Pope

by Stuart Heritage

Look, there’s no other of putting this, so we’ll just say it – we want Susan Boyle and the Pope to fall in love.

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Want To Know What Susan Boyle’s Funeral Song Is? Good

by Stuart Heritage

Celebrities are dropping like flies at the moment. Gary Coleman’s gone, Dennis Hopper’s gone. They’re all dying.

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Glee Gets Ready To Feature Every Famous Person Ever

by Matthew Laidlow

Glee really is one of those shows that couldn’t have a British remake. For a start, there is no casting agent alive who’d be able to find a group of over the top, sugar-coated kids who vomit up rainbows and live somewhere like Cardiff. Only in America does everyone look scarily groomed enough to resemble [...]

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Susan Boyle To Squawk Out Autobiography

by Stuart Heritage

Susan Boyle taught the world to never judge a book by its cover – not even a hairy book that dresses like a homeless woman.

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A Taiwanese Susan Boyle? No, That Doesn’t Sound Awful At All

by Stuart Heritage

To be an internet sensation these days, you need one thing – a monobrow that looks like an upturned bikini wax strip.

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Single? Lonely? A Little Bit Desperate? Susan Boyle Needs A Lover

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s easy to get indoctrinated – you’ll often find yourself being presented with something that gets repetitively drilled into your head. The same facts are repeated again and again, generally making it hard to recall any information other than what’s been force-fed. Take weedy Coldplay for example. Can you name anyone else in the band [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 20 January 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Killing The Cheeky Girls: The Motion Picture – Filmon 9 – A human child getting hauled around by a robot child. ‘Creepy’ doesn’t even come close – Geekologie 8 – Synthetic eyelids. Delicious – SlantedScience 7 – Since this is the internet, here are some videos of kids being better than you at [...]

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50 Cent Wants To Get All Ghetto With Susan Boyle

by Matthew Laidlow

Take 50 Cent and Susan Boyle. You wouldn’t really want to spend a single minute of your time in their company, would you? Think about it, they’d both spew out the same mushy story in a vain attempt to make you give a toss about them. Both of them have humble backgrounds and didn’t find [...]

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America’s Got Talent: Susan Boyle! OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod!

by Paul Gibson

The final week of auditions showcased people who had auditioned through MySpace. So we settled down to watch, fully expecting the acts to be pimply boys showing off their collection of Dungeons And Dragons figurines, recently divorced women with a pitiful lack of self worth trying desperately to get laid, and 15-year-old girls pulling up [...]

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America’s Got Talent: Was It A Susan Boyle Moment?

by Paul Gibson

Some things haven’t changed from the British version of Got Talent. There’s the smug judge on the right, the facially inarticulate judge in the middle, and Piers Morgan on the left (still desperately trying to make comprehensible words come out of his slimy, floppy-jawed mouth). And now America’s got Talent strikes another BGT-like chord: last [...]

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