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Chris Brown Gets Owned By Kansas Rapper Mac Lethal

by Matthew Laidlow

All industries are dominated by a few major players -  just look at the computer you’re using. It’ll either be a PC or a magical Mac that claims to aid you in ways you didn’t think existed. In the music world, different genres have varied leading individuals. In the world of rap & hip-hop, there [...]

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Is Rihanna Going To Die Or Something?

by Mof Gimmers

You may be sick of Rihanna releasing a new record every thirty seconds, but you ain’t got it so bad. Why? Well, Rihanna is sick. Properly sick. No. No sick of her releasing a record every 30 seconds. She’s actually sick-sick. So what’s the deal then? Is she going to die? Well, according to various [...]

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Chris Brown Buys House Near Rihanna & Remains Just Out Of Punching Range

by Matthew Laidlow

In the UK, the only real battle we have is between “Team Peter” and “Team Katie.” Whilst they’re both like persistant scabs who scar the celebrity landscape, people are genuinely torn between who they prefer. Do you go for the ex-tit model or a bloke who is so fame hungry, that he went back into [...]

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Chris Brown Hates People Who Remember Things

by Joanna Bolouri

Remember Chris Brown? Course you do? He’s the face puncher who ‘mishapped’ all over Rihanna’s pretty head and is serving five years probation for it.  He also sang asphyxiator’s favourite,  ’No Air’ with Jordin Sparks along with some other stuff we didn’t bother looking up on Wikipedia. He also has a penis. We’ve seen it here. Well, [...]

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Pop Promos: Coldplay’s Symphony, Rihanna’s Bowler-Hatted Beau & A Droopy-Faced Brad Pitt

by Lauren Mullineaux

People dying is a terrible thing, it’s almost as bad as when annoying songs get stuck in your head, but what’s even worse and more inconceivable than either of those things is when you have fake songs about dead people stuck in your head. Readers of the ‘Spray, tonight we are disgraced to tell you [...]

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Chris Brown Wins Loads Of Hip-Hop Awards, But None For Beating Women

by Matthew Laidlow

If we were in charge of the Hip-Hop awards, we’d boil everything down to just one award which congratulated an artist for name checking themselves at least fifty times per song and rhyming words ridiculously fast. But like any other dull awards ceremony, tedious trophies are given to anyone who wears an entire gold mine [...]

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Dappy Arrested After His Girlfriend Gets Black Eye (Tales Of The No Frills Chris Brown)

by Robin Darke

Can you remember last year when Chris Brown bit and punched Rihanna so much that she needed to go into hospital? Punched and bit her so hard that she needed to go into hospital. Punched and bit her. The superstar called Rihanna. That she needed to go to hospital. Well, she got on with her [...]

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Chris Brown Banned From UK, Which Is Everyone’s Fault Except His (Includes Holograms)

by Mof Gimmers

There aren’t many people out there who take Chris Brown’s past very seriously. Apparently, we should just forget all about the whole punching Rihanna in the face repeatedly and storming around a TV studio, shirtless, throwing chairs at windows. It’s our fault. Not his. We should just let go. Despite the fact he hasn’t ever [...]

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Jessie J Wins Loads Of Rubbish MoBO Awards

by Michael Park

Jessie J was one of the big winners at the MoBO Awards in Glasgow, winning in four of the five categories she was nominated in and leaving music industry insiders asking “Who will win next year when everyone’s forgotten about Jessie J?” Of course, hecklerspray would have brought you a nice report of the whole [...]

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Diary of the Fearless Truth Seekers: The Week in Tabloids- Animal Rights and Front Page Wrongs

by Si Sharp

Tabloid editorial philosophy dictates that when a story is too good to be true, then not only is it probably not, but it almost certainly won’t matter whether or not it is true. Every so often a news story seems to tick so many of a newspaper’s boxes, but despite the exciting claims made in the [...]

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