Writing a blog about the on-and-off saga of Rihanna and Drake has really become no different than when I was constantly blogging about the on-and-off saga of Selena and Gomez and Justin Bieber, minus the fact that I actually want Rihanna and Drake to be together.
Anyway, to the surprise of literally no one, the rumour mill is once again suggesting that Riri is letting Drake cry his feelings into her pierced titties. Is this true? Probably. Will it last? Sadly, it never does.
Even though Drake was allegedly hooking up with Justin Bieber ex and Kendall Jenner bestie, Hailey Baldwin, just last month, Rihanna is pretty much his Brokeback Mountain and he can’t quit her.
Drake made a guest appearance at Riri’s Anti tour while in Manchester, and before she could grind her ass all over him during their performance, Drake announced:
Shout out to the most beautiful, talented woman I’ve ever seen. She goes by the name of Rihanna…I’m getting my heart broken.
Drake saying he’s getting his heartbroken by Rihanna is like me saying I’m going to take two Benadryl, drink a glass of wine, and go to bed. THAT IS NOT NEWS, THAT IS AN EVERY DAY OCCURANCE.
Since then they’ve been spotted leaving clubs and parties all over London at the same time, but separately because they’re sly like that.
Sources (aka People magazine who have way more insiders than I do, because apparently my best friend Melissa is not considered a valid celebrity source) claim that these two have actually been back together for months and thay “they have been keeping it a secret because this time around, they want to do it right and keep their relationship private.” Because nothing screams PRIVATE like Rihanna twerking her ass into your junk on stage in front of thousands of people right after you call her the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen…