Last week, I was at a birthday party when my friend, Becky, came up to me and asked if I could please blog about that stupid ass, sparkly snuggy that Rihanna is wearing in the This is What You Came For music video. I told her that as the video had been out like a month, blogging about it would be a little pointless, BUT, I could still blog about stupid ass shit Rihanna wears.
Here’s the thing, I am ALLLLL about Rihanna. I think she’s shameless, bad ass, insanely sexy, and, for the most part, very fashionable, but sometimes she’ll wear stuff and I’ll be like smdh, I just can’t with this shit. Here are some of Rihanna’s most Oh-My-God-Girl-No fashion choices so far in 2016.
Here is a picture of Rihanna I guess being really into Pokémon Go? While the rest of us have been going around all summer in our regular clothes catching Pokémon, Rihanna has been taking it to the next level by actually dressing up as her Pokémon catcher avatar. High fashion or just commitment to an app?
Here are a couple of pictures of Rihanna wearing dead Muppets. Lady Gaga already wore an outfit made of Muppets before so this shit really isn’t even groundbreaking, but I pray Rosita (that semi-new Spanish speaking Muppet) and Prairie Dawn, because those are obviously the two Muppets that were skinned to make these glamorous shawls. Actually no, that first one is probably Abby Cadabby. My bad. I don’t like these outfits, but as love as she leaves Grover and Telly alone we cool.
This dress and shoe combo was actually stolen from my diabetic grandmother which is really uncool since Rihanna can afford lots of nice new clothes and my overweight Nana really liked that floral smock and those orthopedic shoes and now she has nothing nice to wear to bingo on Thursdays. Shame on you, Rihanna.
Here is Rihanna wearing a series of sacks and shawls? I don’t know? Are those Chinese Symbol on those socks/tights things? I mean, I’m just lost. I really don’t know. Smdh.
Rihanna the THIEF strikes again, this time stealing one of Honey Boo Boo’s classic child beauty pageant dresses. Also, she’s apparently the Muppet version of Ed Gein, because are those shoes made from Muppet nipples?!?
Here’s Rihanna on her way to an audition for a Little House on the Prairie remake. I hope her gets cast as that nasty bitch, Nelly Olsen! Sick boots tho.
Are those sweat pants with giant rectangles cut out of them?! Who would even design this shit?!
And finally, for Becky, here is Rihanna wearing a sparkly snuggy.