Chandelier-hater, Charlie Sheen is going on a bender that could well match John Lennon’s three year ‘lost weekend’. The Beatle sellotaped tampons to his head and had month-long hangovers… but Sheen is hot on his heels with some most excellent debauchery.
Of course, the last we heard of Charlie was when he was holed-up in a hotel room, smashing the absolute crap out of everything while a porn actress cried, hiding in a laundry basket… while his wife was across the hall.
Naturally, everyone ‘worried’ for Sheen and muttered stuff about him going off the rails, while secretly being really jealous of all the fun he was clearly having. And it doesn’t appear that his quest for debasement has let up as Charlie Sheen continues to live the life of a particularly mad, randy king.