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Judge Thinks Mel Gibson Is Sane Enough To Spend Time With His Baby

by Mof Gimmers

When Mel Gibson isn’t (some of the following is alleged, okay lawyers?) running around with his arm stuck up a beaver’s rectum up to the watch or spewing out racist jibes to police officers, or indeed, punching the veneers from a woman’s mouth, he’s being a doting father. Awww! And since he went mental, he’s [...]

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Winona Ryder Tears Mel Gibson A New Hole Just For Laughs

by Mof Gimmers

When Winona Ryder isn’t being a kleptomaniac all the time, she’s… well… not being doing much of note other than her job as actress. Mercifully, she’s stopped being pretty-but-dull to start thrashing around wildly and hurling insults at Mel Gibson. She should write for hecklerspray. Winona reveals that she once had an encounter with Mel [...]

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Mel Gibson Hopes We Forget About Those Tapes By Appearing In A Film, Talking To A Beaver Hand Puppet

by Mof Gimmers

Hey Mel Gibson! You’re as mad as a shoe filled with giggling fingers! You’ve said dodgy things to policemen, allegedly punched your ex-gal’s teeth out, left a series of unsavoury tapes lying around the place and generally shagged your career so hard that it is now hobbling around and bow-legged like John Wayne. There must [...]

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Charlie Sheen Now Suing Girl Who Cried As He Beat Up Inanimate Objects

by Mof Gimmers

The Charlie Sheen roadshow has been a real hoot to report on, mainly because we get to imply that Sheen likes bullying inanimate objects. Anyway, this story was a fun, multi-layered affair which involved a watch, drugs, someone hiding under a soap dish and Sheen’s family ignoring his destructo-evening. The crying girl in question, Capri [...]

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Racial Slurs? Trying To Strangle Someone? Welcome To The Charlie Sheen Roadshow!

by Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen’s little chandelier-based tantrum, which of course, saw a woman cowering in a bathroom, thinking she was going to die, has been rather good value for money for scum like us. Most celebrities are secretive and well-behaved, but Sheen has excelled himself by beating up light fittings and generally going stir crazy. And now, [...]

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Oksana Grigorieva Talks About Mel Gibson Beating Her Up… And You Expect Us To Make Jokes About It?

by Mof Gimmers

For some reason, Mel Gibson fans think it is okay for him to hit a woman, based presumably on the fact that they like his films. And while Oksana Grigorieva continues to be the (alleged) battered wife in all of this sorry tale, it seems that Gibson only needs to throw his hands up and [...]

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Hecklerspray Design Some T-Shirts Which You Should Buy Or We’ll Kill Ourselves

by Mof Gimmers

Look at you! You’re dressed like a pig. We don’t mean that you’re literally dressed like a pig because, if you hadn’t noticed, pigs don’t wear clothes. No, we’re saying you look like a mess and could do with some new gear. And handily enough, we just happen to have a load of t-shirts you [...]

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Mel Gibson Custody Case File Stolen And Hecklerspray Has Nothing To Do With It, Honest

by Mof Gimmers

Like all gossip sites, hecklerspray has been known to creep into a few celebrity gardens and make off with a handful of undies from the washing line and pinch a few toothbrushes from the bins in an attempt to clone famous people so we can make them do silly things and write stories about them. [...]

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Mel Gibson Forced To Pay Back Lots Of Child Support In Fun Day In LA Courtroom

by Mof Gimmers

It’s all been a bit quiet on the Mel Gibson front of late. He’s probably seen Charlie Sheen’s meltdown and thought ‘Cool! I can relax a bit! Someone needs to show how rotten Hollywood is to the core!’ This is probably because Gibson is now in court as opposed to hiding under his duvet and [...]

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Charlie Sheen Fails To Clarify Why He Knocked Out A Chandelier Over A Watch

by Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen is the kind of man who could probably ingest a load of class As and then convince himself that he should try and kick a stream into a different direction. That’s because, to date, he seems to be the only celebrity who managed to get into a fight with one inanimate object over [...]

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