When Mel Gibson isn’t (some of the following is alleged, okay lawyers?) running around with his arm stuck up a beaver’s rectum up to the watch or spewing out racist jibes to police officers, or indeed, punching the veneers from a woman’s mouth, he’s being a doting father.
Awww!
And since he went mental, he’s been trying to convince a judge that he’s very well and good in the mind and that he’d quite like to see his daughter because, y’know, he really likes her and loves her and all that hokey shit. And Judge Scott Gordon has given some big legal thumbs up.
Judge ‘Flash’ Gordon modified the existing custody agreement late Thursday, which means that Mel can now rock back and forth in his house while clutching his child to his chest and muttering about ‘that bitch’.
That is, of course, a reference to Oksana Grigorieva who is being accused of trying to milk Mel’s financial teat for as much money as she can get. Of course, if Those Tapes are the real-deal, then Mel really can’t complain because it has shown him to be a dick of gargantuan proportions.
Judge Gordon has given Mel more time with Lucia, but to be on the safe side, he’s not been given a whole load more time. This increase is measured by hours rather than days per week.
Mel and Oksana both have joint physical and legal custody of Lucia and Mel has visitation rights which total of 6 days (three of which are overnight visits) every two weeks. Lucia, the real victim in all of this (until, of course, she grows up to be a very wealthy, spoiled and warped teenager), is probably sick of the sight of both of them.
Oksana will be mightily pissed off with all this as she wanted to strip Mel of overnight visits altogether. Not surprising really because, for where we’re sat, he does appear to be fucking insane. She’s probably imagining some nightmare scenario where Gibson tries to convince his daughter that his beaver glove puppet is her new mother.
It’ll be a fun Christmas present-wise for the child as she is showered with gifts from both sides and, of course, we all know that presents equals love.
Let the bidding on Lucia’s heart commence!
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Joe Cleary says
You sound like a Jew. I had to deal with you people personally and professsionally for years and every one is sick and as part of a barbarian ytribe attempt to destroy others.
Stabby McGee says
Oh, Mel. You know you’re not supposed to say stuff like that anymore.
Dadicus says
Whomever wrote this article shows a lack of maturity, enough said.
Sassy says
First, when there is abuse, the first claim lawyers for the abuser make is that the victim is out for money. What better way to discredit, than to make that claim? Abusers are possessive, and the money and property is all theirs, if you would believe them. I am going through it right now. Below is a copy of an email from his lawyer showing what lawyers do to women who are abused. Take heed, this happens in every court in America and the US Government knows and does nothing to stop it. And the lawyer has already received the proof that faxed signatures are acceptable when the person is unavailable to deliver them. Virginia law is clear on this.
From: Ken Yoffy
Subject: Re: Address
To:
Date: Monday, December 20, 2010, 4:11 PM
Thank you. I personally know of no rule that accepts faxed signatures on orders. If you can find that rule please send it to me. Nevertheless, it is not worth going to Court over and I will let the Court decide what it wants to do. Hope you are enjoying the jungle life. I will advise you that we will be filing a partition suit to have the marital residence sold at auction. Afterwards, we will proceed with the final equitable distribution hearing so the two of you can divide your funds and move on with life. Should you wish to propose some settlement, I will pass it along to Joe.
jo says
you know its pretty interesting how we are hyptonised (forgive the spelling) by what we hear and think
it takes two
Man is usually pushed by women
women need control
and I am a women
lets see what happens to Mel?
Countess says
biased much with the lying sociopath’s false charges? of course, no one has ever gotten angry esp at someone who used him for money and fame when he has done everything for her, even place his own 5 mil to help further her career…of course, all women tell the truth! of course, you never mention this evil woman’s sketchy past and how she has lived off of men all of her life. of course, you don’t know anything about all of her contradictions in People and LKL interviews. of course, you don’t mention about 12 different versions to her false accusations in this shenanigan… that is what is so wrong about you reporters these days…you report gossip as truths, don’t do any research yourself and let your emotions get in the way of the truths!