Look at you! You’re dressed like a pig. We don’t mean that you’re literally dressed like a pig because, if you hadn’t noticed, pigs don’t wear clothes. No, we’re saying you look like a mess and could do with some new gear.
And handily enough, we just happen to have a load of t-shirts you can buy, designed by us. That’s right. The initial batch was a box full of white XXXXL tees that fell off the back of a truck and we wrote swear words on the front in black marker.
However, we decided that we should probably make some proper t-shirts that looked nice and said stupid things on them about The Beatles, Glee, Justin Bieber, Wagner, Mel Gibson and… er… toast. Anyway, you should buy them. You should buy them all. Some of them are in incredibly poor taste. It’ll stop us from starving this Christmas.
So click here to buy one of our stupid t-shirts. Please. We’re begging you.
Thirteen says
Oh, now it’s obvious where I’m buying my Christmas gifts this year.
Cookie Monster says
If I’m going to buy anything Hecklerspray, it’ll be boxers with a nice picture of MJ over my cookie, and a caption far wittier than what I can come-up with (like “Pull These Down” available in XXS only). Or maybe a choice Jesus Mel quote on the front, like “Shut up and blow me!”, available to only hard-core Catholics. Perhaps a tee-shirt with “Mel Gibson sugartitted me” for the wife.
I will always support the Hecklers with my paid readership, of course.