Charlie Sheen has gone mental. He locked himself in a room and trashed the place and as generally a bit tired and emotional. Through all this gak frenzy, there was a woman locked in his bathroom.
Turns out she’s a porn star from New York City. And we’ve got some pictures to show you of her, yes we have! And yes, they’re mucky pictures as well.
Erotic actress Capri Anderson has told friends that she was “extremely afraid” of Sheen and that she called Plaza security during his wig out because she felt “threatened” by him.
Anderson fled the scene after Sheen hospitalised himself on Tuesday, but hit out that reports that she was a prostitute. She’s not a prostitute. They make money from having sex with… oh forget it.
However, she can’t deny that she went to Sheen’s room the night he lost the bap. Amusingly enough, his two young daughters and their mother Denise Richards slept in rooms across the hall. If they can sleep through one of Sheen’s Incredible Hulk rampages, then they must be the heaviest sleepers in the universe.
The porn actress performs under the name Alexis Capri as well as Capri Anderson, but her mum calls her Christina Walsh. Whether her mum has seen such gems as ‘Cable Guy Sex’ and ‘Filthy?s First Taste 7’ is beyond us.
Of course, it’s completely unsurprising that Sheen should take someone from the adult entertainment industry back for some nookie… he’s well-known for his penchant for both porn stars and prostitutes.
Sadly, police officers found Sheen naked (as you’d expect), but sadly for anyone wanting some sexy tales, he was “not coherent”. Anderson was found cowering in the bathroom while Sheen threw tables and chairs at thin air.
Sheen says of the incident:
“Oh my man, I'm fine. The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far as the reality of the scenario.”
His missus, Richards, says:
“The details of what went on in the room, what went on that night, I prefer to keep private and personal.”
“My daughters” ? Sam, 6, and Lola, 5 ? are very unaware of what happened, and I'm really trying to protect them. This is Charlie. If he wants to discuss it, then I'll let him do it … I don't want to say anything.”
But you’re more interested in looking at mucky snaps of the porn star aren’t you? Well here we go. We appreciate that you’re at work and might get the sack for looking at filth, so we’ve gone to great lengths with our art department to make Capri’s porn work as Safe For Work as possible.
Here we see Capri indulging in a little ‘Home Wrestling’ with a pal. That sleeper hold around the legs looks painful doesn’t it?! Look at the anguish on her poor little face!
This snap from summer shows our pal enjoying a nice ice-cream. It must be warm because she’s wearing sunglasses and all the ice cream is melting on her face! Poor thing!
Our Capri is no dummy in the kitchen either! Look at all the cream she’s putting onto the cherry!
Capri also likes to look after our animal cousins. As you can see here, she’s inserting a very special bear thermometer into a brown bear’s mouth to make sure he’s okay.
And here’s our Capri having a little fun! She’s attaching a special ‘robot tail’ to her rabbit outfit for Halloween! How very clever and imaginative!
Sunny says
I love the porn art! Bravo to the artist!
Dirk Diggler says
Interestingly, a search on Google for images of “Alexis Capri” returns the seldom seen message:
In response to a legal request submitted to Google,
we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you
wish, you may read more about the request at
ChillingEffects.org.
Google don’t do this lightly, search results are removed very infrequently. 99% of the time it means that there has been a legal take down notice to remove a image of- and link to underage porn associated with the search terms. Allegedly, etc.
Casey says
I carefully trawled through over 30 pages of search results for both “Alexis Capri” and “Capri Anderson” and still didn’t find half the images “Mof Grimmers” (is that really a name?) came up with. I can only imagine he’s spent the best part of the morning strumming himself silly over pornography of this poor young victim, all the while complaining on his blog and all up in his twatter about how impoverished and overworked a writer he is.
Charlie Sheen has worked hard for his reputation and had this woman in his flat under perfectly normal, respectable, romantic conditions; meanwhile you spend your days in your mother’s basement ogling SMUT and casting nasturtiums over respectable people like Charlie. You’re the one who should be ashamed of yourself, “Mof”.
AnonyMouse says
Perfectly normal, respectable, romantic conditions…like running around the place naked and trashing things while she hides in the bathroom and calls security? What exactly do you do on a first date?
And if you are so shocked by “SMUT” what were you doing looking up a porn actress for 30 minutes? Checking her credentials?
Wembly Fraggle says
Quite right, Casey. This so-called ‘Mof’ should use his real name like clearly-not-a-violent-drug-addict-with-a-penchant-for-pornstars Carlos Estevez…SORRY! Charlie Sheen does.
And he should also stop casting nasturtiums over people. No-one likes having flowers lobbed at them willy nilly.
hoohaahee says
I laughed my ass off at Casey posting:
“I carefully trawled through over 30 pages of search results for both
Arthur ASCii says
“Mof Gimmers” is a Cherokee name, Casey. It means “tiny stick hidden in big forest”.
Arthur ASCii says
My favourite thing Charlie Sheen ever did was when he alerted the FBI about Guinea Pig’s seminal video nasty “Flower of Flesh and Blood” after seeing this “snuff” movie (which was sold on a similar “we found this real film” hook as Blair Witch Project was) on a copy-of-a-copy-….-of-a-copy of a VHS.
Our Chuck helped the FBI to organise a massive sting operation on the Guinea Pig distribution offices. When they busted in to arrest everyone, they found the Guinea Pig staff poring over their latest release which had just come in: “The Making of Flower of Flesh and Blood” which explained how they achieved all the over the top, stomach churning (in 1980!) effects.
Proper Charlie.
AliciaSuarez says
Hahaha so funny!
Lisa says
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