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Kim Kardashian’s Wedding WAS Staged According To Man

by Mof Gimmers

We all know that Kim Kardashian’s wedding was a big con. It’s as plain as the nose on her vaguely famous face. Still, we all let America have a moment with it because they wanted their own Tesco Value version of the Royal Wedding and no-one wanted to kill their buzz. And now, the entire [...]

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Weddings That Last Longer Than The Marriages Are Sooooo 2004

by hecklerspray staff

“Wanna get married?” “Alright (checks watch) but I can only do it for 72 hours.” “Okay, cool, best get a move on then.” This is obviously what Kris Humphries casually said to Kim Kardarshian over a pint down their local pub one night; both dressed in velour. So, with a list as long as a [...]

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Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Was Not A Stunt, Even Though It Clearly Was

by Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian is hurt because she has to defend herself from accusations that her wedding was a publicity stunt and she’s insisting that she would ‘never marry for a TV show’. Get that? NEVER. This is Kim Kardashian who has somehow spun gold from dung, via a leak of a sex tape which looked for [...]

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No-one Predicted On Numerous Occasions That Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Was A Sham: The Statements

by Mof Gimmers

Can you believe it? Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after 72 days of being married to some 40ft freakshow called Kris Humphries. It’s shocking isn’t it? The most lucrative love story the world had ever seen, is finally over. Of course, it isn’t over. We’ve got a round of chat-show appearances to go yet, [...]

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Is Kim Kardashian’s Entirely Pointless Marriage Over Already? (Or: We Warned You About This Tripe)

by Mof Gimmers

What do you do when you’ve got no discernible talent? Well, if you’re lucky enough to be deemed attractive enough or, indeed, considered to be someone with a vague something to lose after a sex tape, you can forge something of a career out of very little. However, if you’re savvy enough, you’ll constantly remind [...]

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Kim Kardashian Vaguely Understands Human Gestation Period

by Mof Gimmers

We all fell to our knees and cried all the bones out of our bodies with tragic joy when Kim Kardashian married some stupid American sportsman we’ve never, ever heard of. We got told his name and forgot it immediately. He sweats for a living and says “110%” without any sense of irony or something. [...]

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Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Are Splitting Up With Yawning Inevitability

by Mof Gimmers

You may have looked at Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries and thought to yourself; ‘Cor. This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Real love can truly blossom, despite a history of leaked sex tapes and buttock implants.’ You may have thought that because you’re pretty dim. See, we told you ages ago [...]

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The “Embarrassment And Shame” Of Kim Kardashian’s £18m Sex Tape

by Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian must love and loathe that sex tape of hers. Without it, we would have never heard of her, leaving her to be a mere ‘debutante’, rather than a ‘celebutante’. Now, she’ll tell you she has lots to give with her myriad of talents… but alas, it’s getting boned on film by Brandy’s brother [...]

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Who Wants To See Kim Kardashian’s Awful Leaked Pop Video Complete With Incontinence Pants?

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Kim Kardashian releasing a record called ‘Jam (Turn It Up)’? Of course you don’t. No-one bought the thing, apart from a dozen post-modern women who thought it was a sexy document of boiling your own stupid homemade jam which no-one gives two shits about. The record didn’t bother the charts and quietly sloped away [...]

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Affairs, Murder And Things To Look Out For Now That Kim Kardashian Is Married

by Mof Gimmers

Amazing scenes. Truly amazing scenes. What? You didn’t know that Kim Kardashian had finally put the flourishing touches on her sham of a relationship with hoop botherer Kris Humphries by actually marrying him at a ‘bash’ that was invariably ‘lavish’? Have you been living in some kind of ‘I’ve got better things to do, sorry’ [...]

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